Ancient Queer Bickerings

(Note: this has happened... Twice? Maybe?)

Every time someone tries to tell me about aliens and how the government (non-specific) is covering up evidence of probing or whatever, I default to 'why the fuck would aliens give two shits about us though'

We're probably the galactic equivalent of the aging Deka sign in Huntly.

Still need to get myself a t-shirt with 'WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY' on it

I personally think this is one of my top five ever jokes

Tech bro: I have created artificial consciousness

Everyone else: you've ruined a perfectly good autocorrect is what you've done. Look at it, it's got anxiety

Also many great shows that like Firefly I would leave in the past where they belong, Agent Carter for eg. Definitely had a ton more in it, but the moment has passed.

There are so many great shows that were cancelled too soon that I would bring back before Firefly. Just off the top of my head:
The Hour
Bunheads
Sweet Vicious
New Street Law
Home Fires
ETOILE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE JEFF BEZOS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Phones in every cell? The growing pressure to overhaul prison phone rules One Serco-run prison already has a monitored phone installed in every cell.

Phones should be in every prison cell, as incarcerated people's connection with their whānau through phone calls improves their mental health and helps them prepare to reintegrate into the community after they're released from prison. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/prison-ph...

The kiwi advertising sweet spot, peak Fair Go Ad Awards fodder

Let me tell you, I think this is so naff it circles around to genius

Fantasy Herd The world's most exciting Fantasy Sports cow trading game

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT IT IS. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING www.fantasyherd.co.nz

A weird meadow fresh cow competition poster with a QR code

Y'all is Meadow Fresh of all things doing a weird fantasy football March madness thing but it's cows? Because that's certainly what this little poster on the bus implies.

TAKEN TOO SOON 😩

If anyone is bored and fancies telling some SPUCkers (anti-abortion weirdos) to fuck off and get better hobbies, there are 3 crusty old dudes set up on the corner of Dominion and Prospect Tce, presumably for Lent, and presumably because they're not legally allowed any closer to a provider

I'm excited to get to it because as always happens with me and any kind of family ensemble show I'm obsessed with the matriarchs (Lady Bridgerton esp) and it seems like she might actually have a storyline this season

Has anyone else been constantly playing 'SHUT YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS PUNK ASS BITCH ASS MOUTH' in their heads for the last 12 hours?

Imagine going to the Derry City Council website and clicking on the 'AI assistant' and a little animated Uncle Colm pops up.

"Ah sure, you seem to be asking about how to pay off your parking fines, now that reminds me of the time I was in Buncrana and the aul' Morris Minor just wouldn't start..."

There's a sign outside the church by Elam that says 'WITH JESUS | FOR JESUS" and let me tell you as a person with access to Adobe Illustrator and a vinyl cutter, the temptation to add 'BY JESUS' is so strong

And then got direct a baby art student to where to go for their first class next week THAT IS SO WHAT I DID WHEN I WAS A FRESHER ☺️🥺

Just spent a glorious day talking about art research and not engaging with The Happenings

Contemplating joining my suburb's facebook group just so I can post a desperate plea that the person nearby with the squeaky swing set FUCKING CRC IT BEFORE I GO INSANE AND BURN DOWN EVERY HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST IT'S DRIVING ME TO FUCKING BAT COUNTRY

I've had the 'LOOK AT THIS GRAPH' vine stuck in my head all day and what's worse is every hour or so it makes me actually laugh out loud.

'Why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bow Flex?'

It wouldn't achieve anything but it'd make me happy

🎶TOOO WHAT END🎶

Just me performing Maya Rudolph's Dionne Warwick bit from Kimmy Schmidt

Chances of me watching all of them ever in my entire life: zero, enjoyment from making it: maximum

I made a giant arrowverse playlist, just the shows I already watch (5 out of 10), plus one random batwoman ep from a crossover event, and it's 604 episodes and 17 days long

all horror is either mist or ooze. blob is a form of ooze but an unloaded blob is a form of mist... and *everything* is demons

Screenshot of an email from DiDi rideshare. Subject line is 'stop ghosting us', then a graphic with "Left us on read? Ready to ride? Bold. But money talks." then underneath some text that reads: "So, you've been riding with another guy.... or worse, not riding at all? Brutal."

This is so gross I genuinely cannot believe that an entire marketing department (presumably one without any women in it) signed off on it.