Ancient Queer Bickerings

When Doja Cat said 'if its two-for-one you know a bitch buy four' I felt that so deep

Very tempting to make a t shirt of this

Zohran sign font 'ZOLTAN for aliens who like us'

Someone needs to take this away from me

I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now

Zohran sign font 'Free corsets for the under-fives'

Zohran sign font 'compulsory asparagus for breakfast'

Brought to you by the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party

Jesus this might be the one that makes me try for your actual diagnosis.

Also did the Doctor Who writers accidentally wake up in the wrong show? And just go with it?

I gotta give Strange New Worlds props on their casting, they could not have picked a more irritating actor to play the galaxy's most annoying character in episode 2.

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. 'I can only truly love my best friend, but not in a gay way,' he said."

If many thousands of years later we know that there was one guy who scammed everyone on copper then I want to know that one day aliens will be able to read the text of 'How many Male Novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

I just tried to find a full text version of Danny Ortberg's 'Male Novelist Jokes' from The Toast and totally failed. Thank goodness there's a YouTube video of him (pre-transition) performing it so it's not lost to time. It needs to be transcribed and stored on like a monolith or something

Molly the wee tortoiseshell goblin is flopped out on a wooden deck

Molly heard you can make more from a flop than a hit

I didn't look at bluesky for a few hours and it turns into tumblr in 2010

Mamdani cracking a million votes in an NYC mayoral race for the first time since 1969 is fucking incredible

Every time I watch them doing midair attacks my brain starts playing dialogue from like Battle of Britain or Star Wars, they move just like fighter planes.

RED LEADER, RED LEADER, WHEEL ABOUT, BOGEYS ON YOUR SIX

There's apparently also a Korean barbecue flavour and a hot chips and tomato sauce flavour, both of which I'm desperate to try

There are people out there who make 18th century doctors look like the pinnacle of modern medicine, and jesus christ that is saying something

So the spicy fried chicken shapes are terrible, but I can't stop eating them. The vegemite shapes are excellent though, and I also cannot stop eating them. Shapes are so good.

(Everything I know about baseball is contained in the 128 minutes of pure joy that is A League of Their Own, please don't tell me about sports)

They really just *chokes up* based that ball

Omg. All my knowledge of Catholicism comes from Derry Girls, fictional sad demons, and feminist rants and even I know how utterly bonkers that is.

Met app for central akls CURRENT CONDITIONS Feels like 20° » Wind Calm Okm/h W Humidity 96% Pressure 1016hPa

Still from LOTR (Helm's Deep) with Theoden saying 'so it begins'

Had a shared lunch to mark the last MFA group session today and love a collection of people you can chat to about such diverse topics as class consciousness, grieving rituals and stardew valley 😊

'Repent? Me? Can't start repenting at my time of life, I'd never get anything done!' - Gytha Ogg, philosopher queen

Anyway like wow? What the fuck?

a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed whistling to himself

Just catching up on the news and discovering that like 75% of the country is experiencing insane winds and sitting here in Tāmaki Makaurau like

This is going to be such a boon to catfishers and scam artists.

Fuck this is so great y'all.

A photo through the tiny slot window of an empty lecture theatre showing the room bathed in a weird green light

I don't know what's going on in this lecture theatre, unless Ephaba is a guest lecturer