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LONG LIVE GANDALF THE LOUD Baseball, music, beer, and fishing. Dad, Instigator, Funhogger OH HELL NO! #WSMFP #fuk #BMFS #STLCards Get loud and tell a fascist to go fuck themselves today
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05.03.2026 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kristi Noem gave her political operative a no-bid contract worth $143,000,000 of taxpayer money to make Fox News ads starring her at Mt. Rushmore. We will be following this story on a daily basis if it turns out that Hunter Biden was involved.
05.03.2026 20:00 β π 645 π 74 π¬ 5 π 2Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.
05.03.2026 19:28 β π 938 π 142 π¬ 37 π 8Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin
05.03.2026 20:01 β π 1882 π 309 π¬ 44 π 24Watch all the behind the scenes footage from the Billy Bob Thornton directed music video of "Aunt Avis", starring Laura Dern...
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Staying up all night is the gig as they discuss what the next decade holds and what it's like to work with real talent...
Check out the B-roll footage from Mercury Records of the "Aunt Avis" video shoot in April of '97...
Markwayne in the Membrane
Noemβs been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayneβs too legit to quit. Reader, I havenβt seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day
by Maureen Dowd
Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and itβs good sheβs gone.
But this doesnβt change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
Best skeet of the day
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πΉ "Everyone gets a set of headphones + hears the piano exactly the way it sounds to me, like we all have our heads stuck inside the piano together totally immersed in the sound."
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it's certainly a joy and a pleasure to see Noem get fired but there's one direction these fuckers go, and it isn't "better"
05.03.2026 19:37 β π 341 π 70 π¬ 21 π 2ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how sheβs been fired and clearly doesnβt know it, perfect
05.03.2026 19:34 β π 4661 π 1006 π¬ 129 π 36Let me be clear: Iβm glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
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"Mothership Connection: The Women of Parliament-Funkadelic" dropped last September.
An oral history that expands the story behind America's greatest funk band.
For POW, @jackriedy.com spoke to author Seth Neblett, the son of P-Funk vocalist Mallia Franklin.
www.passionweiss.com/2026/03/05/s...
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05.03.2026 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump didnβt fire Noem for incompetence. He fired her for admitting he approved it.
05.03.2026 20:10 β π 361 π 55 π¬ 13 π 3This is so great lmao
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No, Coreyβ¦
Youβre gone.
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more worried about radical alcho-fascism
05.03.2026 16:33 β π 1147 π 184 π¬ 11 π 5Good riddance to that puppy killing bitch. We'll take it but it won't change shit. More more more
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The right wingers are gonna hate this JBS album so much lmao
Hard to move with your knee on my neck π #fuk
π yep and when you wonder where tf your dogs are, this is what they're doing
05.03.2026 15:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where are seldom and hayduke when you need em
05.03.2026 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The way I yelled when the rabbit cut back between them on the final stretch, ballsy little fucker
05.03.2026 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This video is more exciting than the majority of NFL games
05.03.2026 02:25 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 10 π 0Can we please get rid of this garbage man?
05.03.2026 02:38 β π 557 π 77 π¬ 41 π 7Trombone Shorty definitely brings the fun. Also, he played so many instruments during that show: trombone, trumpet, keys, drums, and singing. Incredibly talented.
05.03.2026 05:57 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0βWe Canβt Help Youββ¦.
05.03.2026 11:15 β π 13 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0βNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.β www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...
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