Sir Sullivan Chinstrap

It’s the price I pay for having well water.

For once, my asshat of a power company didn’t fuck off.

“Hey sweetie, how’s the charging going?”

It is. I got work tomorrow, no way to shower, and I’ll get an $30 ‘UwU Sowwy ‘bout dat. Uwu’ voucher.

I hate when the power goes out in my neck of the woods. It takes forever for it to come back on b/c the power company doesn’t plan. I’m left without running water FOR DAYS. It happens too frequently. The food in my fridge rots and fucks me out of the money I spent on it.

Fuck my electric company.

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

The power’s out… again. Fuck you, energy company. 15 outages since 2023.

Definitely been said online before, but…

I think RFK Jr. Is going to become a mind flayer… it’s gonna be soon.

if you come across this post, post your ‘sona NOT smiling

Amund has what the youths call ‘resting bitch face.’

I look terminally tired. 👍🏼

I remember this piece. 😊

Yes. 👍🏼

Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed Fingers crossed 🤞 🤞 🤞 🤞 🤞

We hope u awen’t mad at us. 😘

Iwt was aww a big ow’ corpo misundewstanding, guys.

Oopsie-daisy! Our third-party vendors made miwtake, UwU. 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

Gimme another 20 pounds and a few years. 👍🏼

Too dadly?

Ah. But with a track jacket on my intimidation gets a +3

Hmmm… I’d give myself a 6. Not quite intimidating, but definitely look chronically suspicious, a likely ne’er-do-well.

Close up of a dwarven man with a thick beard, scar on his broad nose, piercing eyes, and black-brown and greying hair.

Quite the handsome mug…

Nah. He’s an Eldritch Knight. I like the fighter/spellcaster type. 👍🏼

He’s got an undercut and hairy shoulders! And a bitchin’ battle scar on his face.

Very very neat…

Dwarven fighter, male, in leather armor with a sword on his back. He is pointing forward, just past the viewer.

Dwarven fight flexing his muscles.

Dwarven fighter making a sexy pose.

I just think photo mode is neat.

I’m inclined to agree. It’s super weird.

I’d like to check with your dad’s mouth for ways to improve my dick-slinging skills, bitch.

The fuck does this mean?

Nothing like waking up to a cryptic “exit” survey from your employer to start your day.

Instantly smitten. 👍🏼