Charlie Apples

The Native American tribes which lived adjacent to the first British colonial settlers in New England tried to teach the pilgrims how to bathe, and to wear less unwashed clothing to prevent the spread of disease. The pilgrims were insulted and refused.

Oh hey, it’s my backyard

I’m not at all a functioning member of society but at the very least I dodged the Vocaloid bullet

New one looks like a wrinkled sticker

Must suck being the little old lady that lives in that lowest house on the cliff. Gotta walk up 50,000 stairs to church and every time a storm comes her house becomes an aquarium

We don’t need any more people, let’s be real here

Motherfucker sounds like an anime character right before the evil guy kills them off

We got fucked in Montana (aka: Alaska Jr.), had about two weeks of colorful autumn foliage before the massive snow storm in mid-October blew all the leaves off. I’m still mad about it.

Traditional Chinese Mining

Reiss(e)

Went to Hawaii last year and spent a good 4-5 hours snorkeling in a reef, saw some sharks, waved at them, then as I was getting out of the water a wave came and dragged me across the lava rocks. MFW

Doors good

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

Ginzan Onsen, Japan 🇯🇵
📸:@kyoko1903

There’s a gun show loophole

11/23/23 is a really beautiful date, numerically.

Happy Thanksgiving 🔢

Let him decide his own fate

Israel truly is the main spawn point for Chaos

By the time my drink is finished the straw has melted and been consumed, that’s what’s wrong with them

Nice, get that Elon money king

You may know who I am, but what I am remains a ~mystery~

Tweet from Israel’s official twitter Shaylee Atary's husband Yahav was murdered by Hamas terrorists. She did everything in her power to retrieve his sperm so that their dream of having more children would live on even without Yahav. Unfortunately she was unsuccessful. There are still so many families that we...

this is genuinely one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen posted

Sorry Dr Manhattan.

CharlieApples, from pxls

But you’ll never know what the hell I am! Never!

I love to click squares, it is my passion

Did the far right pay you to say this? Blink twice for yes