Mulch Mouth

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I want to give Johnny a cozy blanket, a hot choccy, and an appointment with a psychiatrist in the morning.

Ive been reading house of leaves. Nearly done with the Navidson report, so not quite done, but I already have a hot take.
I like Johnny Truant. Hes a deeply sympathetic character and I would argue to be the most intelligent figure in the book

mulch_mouth - Twitch [18+] It's a doggy dog world. Drawin and chillin.

Goin live. Working on tarot illustration and some stream assets. www.twitch.tv/mulch_mouth

I self-published the first 3 chapters of my webcomic, Fairmeadow, for bringing to conventions. Then I got the flu and couldn’t go to ECCC so they are for sale online for the first time!
You can grab a copy on my site for 15% off with the code BOOFLU until March 15
kendrap.com/shop

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Aaaand another one for the lovely @theryotea.bsky.social ~

mulch_mouth - Twitch [18+] How do you like my face? New PNGtuber debut

Going live soon with a brand new PNGtuber! I'll be working on some stream assets and then playing some video games as a cool down. See you all there!
www.twitch.tv/mulch_mouth

a sloppy slapping of my fursona into a screenshot of the Academy Award winning 1984 film "Amadeus", in which Mozart is dictating Dies Ire to Salieri as he dies. But instead a dog paw is holding up copies of Passions on Parchment 1-4 and copies of Bound for Glory 3 to 5 lay on the bed. This was a silly goof mostly for my partner to enjoy, and she did. If you get this reference, I dunno, ask for one lemon frosted cheetah shaped cookie in my comments.

I was asked to promo my books, so
enjoy this, and buy my comics
thank you ✨
PoP1-2: bewere.net/product.php?id=946
PoP3: bewere.net/product.php?id=986
PoP4: bewere.net/product.php?id=1150
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There was shouting in my home when the fursuit came up

If you’re at #eccc please don’t forget to come to the Basement! A lot of people seem to think there’s only Funko pops and long box comics and blind boxes, but they moved a bunch of indie artists down here too! Don’t miss out!!

YES! Not liking things in general is normal. You don't have to justify it, just don't engage. Obviously there are situations in life where we cannot avoid discomfort, but kink is not real life.

I'm in a mood (TM)

Yes, this thread was brought to you by people making extremely stupid takes when someone compared prowrestling to kink (it's a good analogy).
Yes, I can tell you don't know jack about either and are pulling arguments out of your ass.

Kink belongs at pride. Don't want to even see gear? Then don't go. Find or start a different satellite event. Your comfort is your responsibility.

Kink is adult play pretend that often involves sex. Sex can be a form of play for people. It's fine.
Can people do it in unsafe ways? Yes, especially if you haven't even looked up general safety resources, of which there are many readily available for free.

I know I'm on several SFW artists lists, so let me be abundantly clear: I am personally extremely prokink.
I don't draw or repost much spicy art out of my own preference. That isn't going to change, but I am not going to put up with extremely bad faith takes from anti-kink folks.

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

Only thing I was wrong about was that the patient was a lesbian and not a gay dude. Honestly, good choice show.

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

I called it!!!

Someone messaged me recently asking about monstrous hand tutorials, here’s a good one! bsky.app/profile/venk...

When I was in school it was a talking point that college was becoming unaffordable. In 1986 one YEAR of tuition was $1300

The last time federal minimum wage was raised was 2009.

Out of curiosity, I looked up how much my university's quarterly tuition was when I first enrolled.

2006 resident undergrad: $1700
2026 resident undergrad: $4100

I knew things were bad, but not to this degree!

Pokémon have yet to give me a horse starter so I decided to take matters into my own hands 😤 (hooves????)

#pokemon #fakemon

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my initial reaction was to roll my eyes because green cross always means dispensary around here but then I realized this was europe and this is probably part of a jobs program for retired demosceners

I've also heard that Gabriel has ties to All Merciful Savior Monastery, which is led by insane abbot who gives all of the christo-fascist red flags.