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@therealjoro.bsky.social

amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way. Minneapolis, MN

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bert from sesame street is wearing a plaid shirt and scarf ALT: bert from sesame street is wearing a plaid shirt and scarf
09.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Local Attorney Literally Too Badass To Be Stopped

09.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it count if your outside time today is to be a legal observer of HCSO serving a warrant

09.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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James Talarico says it’s time to start flipping tables

08.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 783    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 69

Reading this as I sit in a meeting where mgmt is pushing β€œuse AI to automate <thing I already automated>!” has me feeling a certain way

09.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear to god I will pistol whip the next person who calls something a grift

09.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you give me a chance to make a portmanteau, I will take it, no matter how forced

09.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was instead the state bird of MN would it be β€œecheloons”?

09.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Statement of Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago, β€œA Call to Conscience” - Statements - Archdiocese of Chicago - AoC Portal As more than 1,000 Iranian men, women and children lay dead after days of bombardment from U.S. and Israeli missiles, the official White House X account on Thursday evening posted a video of scenes fr...

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

08.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5704    πŸ” 2221    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 156

Why the FUCK did my ancestors come here from the Netherlands way back when

You stupid dumb idiots

09.03.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

trans people on e-bikes

09.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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all aboard the SS Dipshit

09.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a football player wearing a purple jersey with the number 10 ALT: a football player wearing a purple jersey with the number 10
08.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says yes in front of a blue background ALT: a man with a beard says yes in front of a blue background
08.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes

08.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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there gooooooeeees my heeeerooooo

07.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys is going 10:30 between field goals good

07.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby Hurley looks like a guy who would play Jamie Pollard on TV

07.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*turns around chair and sits down* y’know, this makes me think of ANOTHER Iowa State comeback run on senior night…

07.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iowa State now just making ASU drop the ball

07.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a basketball player from iowa state is laying on the floor with a basketball ALT: a basketball player from iowa state is laying on the floor with a basketball

J-JEFF DUNKAROO

07.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes there will be knock on effects but hooooo baby am I thankful for e-bikes and a car that gets 38MPG

06.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
go out on a whim 
a chip of the iceberg 
a whole other bag of worms 
got into a scruffle 
calm as a cucumber 
got off stock-free 
get the jest of it 
happy as a lamb 
ship of Thesis

go out on a whim a chip of the iceberg a whole other bag of worms got into a scruffle calm as a cucumber got off stock-free get the jest of it happy as a lamb ship of Thesis

i've been putting on a lot of youtube as background noise because I have crippling ADHD and here are some delightful phrases i've heard people use

06.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 733    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 22

God fucking dammit Pollard

06.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gas at the speedway off 62 by 35E jumped 30 cents between when I went to the gym and when I came back this morning

06.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In case anyone was wondering, @cleverhood.bsky.social’s bike poncho also works great for when you’re doing community patrol on rainy March days

06.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is ALWAYS Iowa

06.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

05.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 809    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 32

🚨🚨🚨Sunday's Emergency has been upgraded to a Level 1 (FULL ACTIVATION) DJ Emergency Ride.

DJ @deveric.net will be providing the beats. @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social will be responsible for getting you home safely.

05.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 14