Please-Just-Win State Fan

T W E N T Y M I N U T E S?!

TWO ZERO?!

I actually love how bad Max Brosmer was. undrafted player, season was already over. way to get out there buddy. Sorry you were literally the worst football player of all time by basically any metric

Graphics shmaphics

And I'm just sitting here wondering WHY I can't get ye flask

The game's certainly not gonna tell me

Been reading *Walkable City* by Jeff Speck and found out that there are an average of 500,000,000 empty parking spaces in the U.S. at any given time. That's almost 1.5x as many people live in the country. We have enough parking for another America and a half, assuming everyone owns a car.

Watching the David Byrne TDC and wow I'm just gonna forever hate myself for not springing for tickets when he was in Minneapolis last month, aren't I?

I think he missed me while I was in Cancun

Plus that catch in the Rutgers game yesterday

TREYLON BURKS WHAT THE WHAT

How does a wolf start his gravy?

A roux

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

FREE JJETTAS (mostly because he's the only good thing about the Vikings offense and once he's gone they will remain in hell)

I think the Vikings should keep Kwesi and KOC. Give them another chance!

At this point I just feel bad for the Vikings which is weird for me

a man in a striped sweater is standing in a living room and says `` that 's four '' . ALT: a man in a striped sweater is standing in a living room and says `` that 's four '' .

oh so when they kept trotting the shambling corpse of Carson Wentz out there that was actually the best possible choice huh

Wow, in the new AP poll, the Big 10 has a whopping 14 (!) of the top 25: Ohio State, Indiana, Oregon, USC, Virginia, Oklahoma, Michigan, Iowa, Texas Tech, James Madison, Navy, Missouri, Notre Dame, BYU, and Georgia. The Big 10 dominating!

Connected to the in-flight WiFi and checked on the Vikings game

snrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk

Bosa sack of Rodgers leading to Mason Rudolph returning to the game no comment yet from the WH

pls don't report me we've been out of town and are returning this evening

A friend of mine literally just got married to an amazing person he met at a weekly bowling league after everything opened up post-2020!

I feel compelled to point out that there's a Jedi Master named after this little guy

I also always see this idea of "not needing parking" with self driving cars and I'm not sure people really understand the implications of this: every journey to a city centre now includes an empty car driving around in circles, or driving to an out-of-town car park. At minimum doubling congestion.

My dad made me shovel the sidewalk from when I was like 9 until I graduated high school, but when he got a snowblower immediately after I moved out he did turn into the "whole block" guy

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