ICE OUT State Fan

AWOO!

a close up of a red light that looks like a heart on make a gif . Alt: A close up of a red rotating flashing alarm.

MINNESOTA ROLL CALL!

Aka AWOOOOOOOO

I love this city lolol

🚨🚨 FREE SIRENS 🚨🚨

The US Government is now turning to mutual aid signal groups to try to crowdsource missiles during this critical shortage

“The agents put their lives on the line to preserve the crime scene” uhhhhh they fucked with everything and random bystanders had to chase them off and surround evidence with a trash can barrier to prevent CBP from further fucking with it

How I arrived on Bluesky

Lmao I don’t know who this is but that’s the face of “oh my fucking god what have I done with my life”

I watched Goodfellas last night for the first time in years. They do not make movies like that anymore.

No tradesperson will ever have a window van

I’m purposely not saying his name in case he does any searches - but just know that if someone is trying to talk to you while wearing Meta glasses, just check in to the Hotel California

Lmao so a right wing streamer was harassing folks yesterday and admitted his channel has gotten demonetized because we kept playing copyrighted music at him and then he got himself arrested in Stillwater today ahahahahahahahahaha

Angie Craig out here trying to fix her reputation before she runs for senate. We see you, Angie. And we won't ever forget. You will never have this family's vote.

I honestly hope none of those influencers whose jobs is posting about their supposedly idyllic lives in Dubai get hurt, but, by Golly, JG Ballard couldn’t have constructed a more satisfying comeuppance for a dystopia sold as a Utopia.

*gasp* my shoulder angel!

On the one hand, it's great to have that ninth home game. On the other hand, it's one more opportunity for an embarrassing, inexplicable home loss that further erodes what was once a great home field advantage.

Aaaah, gotcha!

🎶 if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice! 🎶

I’m sorry, that says 3/3-12/31?!

“DAAAAD, THE CAT IS TOUCHING ME AGAIN”

@angelaconley.bsky.social && a fire juggler!!

I accidentally a word

WHY DIDN’T *I*

WHY DIDN’T SUBMIT THE PAPERWORK LAST YEAR

No they read MY profane text message reply to their fundraising ask

Shingles. Fucking. Sucks. You are in agony. One of the most painful things I’ve ever had to deal with.

But you know how people say “I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy?” Today, I find myself opposing that sentiment for some reason.

Minnesota would like a word.

We had Hennepin County District 4 Commissioner Angela Conley come to a neighborhood potluck yesterday and do a meet and greet + Q&A and it RULED.

Local officials who *live in the neighborhood* coming to talk and meet people is incredibly underrated.

Eisenhower

I should do book promo—
*ICE murder several blocks from me*
*sheltering in place bc of racial profiling*
*mutual aid*
*mutual aid*
*a second ICE murder*
*mutual aid*
*Local kidnapped kids sent to Dilley*
*phone tree to Lawyers Guild for LO friend*
*more kidnappings*
*mutual aid*
*mutual aid*
*war*