Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation

The number of HMD Pride paid ads I’ve gotten today… recessionomics

I’ve come to the conclusion that no matter what size I am, if I gain or lose weight, I’m still gonna be a cute lil sweet lil guy. That’s powerful

Morning internet

This is a thirst trap for many many reasons

I am a big Zara stan but when I saw the Rose Grey cover of Lush Life I did think she was going to do a remix of the blues standard

You think you’re going to make another little grass bird??? Ohhhh no. Rowlet get behind me

I did not watch but funny to see British traitors fly and American traitors flop

We live in a nation of never ending horrors right now but whenever zohran finesses a situation with djt it becomes really obvious that Cuomo was a cuck and I think that’s funny

we got carded at the bar in Texas and the bartender looked at the cards, looked back at us, and said “ohhhh yall are really good”

Where we’re sitting currently

A better version of Seinfeld is one where everyone is Elaine except for Elaine who is a gay guy who is just like Elaine (which works because Elaine is ultimately a gay guy)

Sistermother (MotherSister??)

Sometimes i worry that i wasn’t born but instead made in a lab to be a gay guy in Brooklyn and implanted with false memories

Ohhhh I get it now. Locked loaded plowing. Sex stuff

I don’t think we needed that noise for that alert tbh

Tits out for the snow

Two insane judging mistakes in this week’s drag race but nevertheless we will persist

I stg this gym has a generator for men who could ruin my life

Jessie Ware and Maslow maximizing their joint gay guy hierarchical needs slay

It’s truly inspiring, from a “gay guy who wants to be gay around other gay guys” angle

Wasabi into Gossip… Jade the woman that you are

Keeping up the bulk a little bit more just for vibes tbh

Bedtime!!!

Tbh the sluttiest thing a gay guy can say is “I like your glasses” like if that gets said it’s over

The third Beyoncé act is going to be a Tony Bennett style DUETS album

Ohhhh just wait

Sometimes it’s important to become obsessed with a wedding you’re tangentially connected to

Justice for Athena Dion

Perhaps the only tragic loss caused by the death of the subscriber base tbh

Boyfriend and bestie go to temple together now and it’s honestly heartwarming