Cam Johnson looks like an action figure without articulated knees and elbows. Dude canβt get in a stance, doesnβt go after loose balls, and canβt shoot.
01.03.2026 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@superbeastbrew.bsky.social
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Cam Johnson looks like an action figure without articulated knees and elbows. Dude canβt get in a stance, doesnβt go after loose balls, and canβt shoot.
01.03.2026 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cam Johnson looks like an action figure without articulated knees and elbows. Dude canβt get in a stance, doesnβt go after loose balls, and canβt shoot.
01.03.2026 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really like this match-up for Ayo. Speed in transition is big against these lumbering dudes. Cam Johnson looks like he he canβt bend at the waist. Just a weird immobile player. Heβs been terrible all season.
01.03.2026 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doris is the worst we have in our beautiful game. She was once very good, and itβs like the network told her to inhale nothing but Twitter hot take troll accounts, and regurgitate them with none of the humor.
01.03.2026 22:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Wolves bitch after every call. It doesnβt matter if theyβve got the game in hand or losing. Finch is right there bitching along with them. Gotta be exhausting as an official to ref these games.
01.03.2026 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too cool to do the extra work little things is still an issue.
01.03.2026 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not just them, Ant too. They need a summer just working on off ball stuff.
01.03.2026 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
For being a kinda scrub player that is lucky to be in the league, Bones Hyland talks an inordinate amount of trash.
Only guy playing with any force on the Wolves though.
The Wolves look sluggish, but so does Jamal Murray. He was sick on Fridayβs game and still dropped 39.
01.03.2026 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This worked!
01.03.2026 20:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It worked! Thanks! So dumb you canβt just watch through Sling.
01.03.2026 20:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just figured out I can make a slick 4 mile walking loop from my house through St. Anthony Main Parkway to Central to Lowry and back home. Dog park, my co-op, coffee and other things abound. Not exactly redwoods and coastal sea spray, but the dogs seem to enjoy it.
01.03.2026 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have the Sling sports package, Prime, Peacock, and NBA League pass and thereβs no way to watch the games on ABC unless I pay like $89 American dollars a month to YouTube or Fubo?
GTFOH.
This TV/streaming deal is the dumbest shit ever.
OKC is still the best team in basketball when whole. A lot of kinks they're working through, but that's what happens when they've been plagued by injuries all season. The new wrinkle will be getting some offense outside of SGA. The McCain addition helps there, but they really need Dub and Ajay back.
28.02.2026 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rent free...
28.02.2026 14:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yep. A fan of NBA basketball, and Joker is one of my favorite players. I don't care for the histrionics though.
28.02.2026 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, can you imagine a dog like Cason Wallace around Ant? Holy hell.
28.02.2026 07:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
SGA vs. the Nuggets this season:
36 PTS, 9 AST, 2 STL, 2 BLK
34 PTS, 13 AST, 5 REB, 2 STL
2-0.
You never see Jokic jump on dudeβs backs at 280lbs? Yeah, man. One of the dirtiest dudes got got.
28.02.2026 06:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0OKC winning an OT game while sitting Shai for the entirety of it after scoring 36 in 34 mins is going to warp Zach Loweβs entire universe and brain. Pretzel dream casting shit about how Jokic is the MVP is coming.
28.02.2026 06:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And on the Doris tip, she used to the best. New Doris is Twitter Brained bullshit.
28.02.2026 06:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep, same goes for the Wolves match up. I want to see Denver whole.
28.02.2026 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs a dorky thin man, but heβs earning his stripes.
28.02.2026 05:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt fucking handle Dorisβ maudlin shit takes but this game was a banger.
28.02.2026 05:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, itβs like theyβre missing one entire All-Star team. Tough sledding, but kudos to the 4th stringers for making that a game.
26.02.2026 03:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great year to temporarily halt paying federal taxes then I guess.
26.02.2026 03:20 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 07 rotation players is a funny way of saying 4/5ths of their starting line-up, one of which being the odds on MVP favorite. Real funny.
26.02.2026 03:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Rudyβs offensive rebounds off those Ant misses changed/saved the game.
25.02.2026 05:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cason Wallaceβs emergence as my favorite player in basketball is a pretty fun wrinkle to this season. All dog, that guy.
25.02.2026 02:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, they cannot maintain that POA defense it appears.
25.02.2026 02:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0