Brent Misael 🖤

bring back posting ur lover’s photos all over the church walls so the entire community can see their pretty face

u know when rich people would commission religious art as an excuse to have their lover painted and/or sculpted?

listen all i’m saying is that when hans gets access to his rattay funds, bohemian art is gonna see a surge of leipa patronage.

henry of skalitz canonically being the model and muse to multiple artists is actually something so very important to me. like yes, he is beautiful and saintly, people are SO right.

kcd1 hans: noooo blacksmith boy don’t beat me at sword fighting nooo no ur muscles are so huge nooo you stink auuugh ur a stinky man take off your clothes (slowly) and get in the tub with me noooo ur dick is so huge ahhhhh the water is being displaced it’s everywhere aaaah

perhaps it's the area in which i live in and the people i've chosen to surround myself with, but i will be in the vicinity of someone with a micro bikini top and hot pants and think they're just embodying the minimalist lifestyle. we are miles away from the beach.

upon reflection, i feel like i've become so woke that i've started treating nipples as accessories rather than intimate body parts. like a Sunday fastener. or a particularly pointy brooch.

i don't fucking go anywhere that necessitates serving cunt in this manner. but fuck me did i have fun dancing in that goodwill dressing room with my tits FULLY out.

the problem with being a whore (personal experience) is that sometimes i buy questionable clothing items from the thrift w/out considering the fact i live in a uniform for 95% of my life. yes i did buy a powder blue crop top that says "TROUBLE" & shows of my entire two nipples

i miss dating women bc none of the guys i've been with recently ever wear eyeshadow. not even a lil eyeliner. i need partners who know how to put that shit on. WHERE IS YOUR SWAG? WHERE. WHERE.

(i do actually own one pair of carhartts tho bc im amazing at thrifting. i'm just really short so it's easy to reject brand names bc nothing fits LMFAO)

for reference i reject carhartt pants and opt to buy zelda tees from the little boys section bc i have the taste of a child (in my defense, adult clothing has no fun graphic tees. why the FUCK is everything printed on the BACK)

nothing gives me more confidence than seeing people go thru my reject pile at the thrift. like dang u think my style is cool? (im entirely delusional)

turns out eating regularly, getting sunshine, and goofing with friends is the key to happiness. have people heard of this?

people being angry that mcr is woke is so fucking funny. dildo found in sex shop, like what were you expecting

No gods. No kings. No masters. Only men kissing each other

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IT WASN’T EVEN A FULL NIGHT. 30-35 MINUTES AT BEST AND THEY’RE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT CURTAIN COLORS. ENOUGH.

remember how hans spent *ONE* night with henry and that was enough for him to suggest moving in together so they could frot stupid style in peace. never forget this.

waking up on a saturday, watering my succulents. standing outside and admiring my plants. all while sipping coffee and wearing my chanclas…..feel like a grandpa in the best way.

i ran out of terracotta so im on the hunt for an interesting pot at the thrift.

my ballsack plant is getting wrinkly again. which means it’s watering time baby!!!! (yes i know i have to change pots and soil, it’s on my to do list)

wait, i wasn’t interested in the superman movie but now that i heard it’s pro-Palestine & not in a whack “both sides” way i HAVE to see what’s up

a big budget superhero movie releasing w/ this message while the mainstream US narrative is staunchly eating isr**li boots is WILD

so many edit ideas but i have the attention span of an over-eager chihuahua

im not even a huge mass effect fan but i got a cool idea for an edit. i kinda wanna go for it but just the thought of collecting the required footage is exhausting me. i've played the series enough times to already have an idea of what scenes to use.

I FORGOT ABOUT DADDY YANKEE. HOW COULD I FORGET DADDY YANKEE? ya tu sabes? more like sabo nothing....

scrolling thru my spotify and realized i neglected my fav rap/hip-hop female artists :( in which case i love Tierra Whack, Noname, Charmaine, Jean Deaux, and Doechii.

also, a lot of 80s music in spanish bc thats what my mom listens to & it's just my childhood. specifically, Flans and Gloria Trevi.

the prompt was fav albums. made charts so here you go. data skewed bc i gave up. ex: i like kate bush but i didn't include her bc i got sick of typing

+ i have more 2000s CDs bc, famously, that was the common medium back then.

love music. if i could listen to music while sleeping i would

context: i participated in evilgang friday on twt

started a thread & it was getting out of hand so long story short i ended up making a table on google sheets LMFAO.

basically just kept going until i got bored. includes albums/EPs i would rate 4 stars & up. data based on my spotify, itunes, & CDs

henry stronger than me bc i would’ve hopped on that table, spread my legs, and given sigismund a full course meal wait WHAT who said that

you know when sigismund silently ordered henry to pour him wine with one finger, yelled at all the rich people at the banquet, gently touched henry’s shoulder and said, “You have nothing to fear. Not you.”

Girl, I—