Kat Farrington, Esq.

Wise old horticultural woman I met: “If you find a rabbit’s foot and tickle the leaves of your tomato plant with it your tomatoes will grow faster.”

Me: “Interesting. I might try that.”

Next-door’s rabbit, the following day: “Stop that, and put me the fuck down. I did not consent to this.”

Rob Thomas owes me $700

Looks like Jupier's atmosphere.

This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)

Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human shell will crack open and a cloud of clattering ravens will emerge and disappear into the fog which covers the moors.

HELLO

Actual exchange we had on the record today:

Me: Your Honour, may I have a moment to help my client open his crayons?

Judge, solemnly: Yes, Counselor. And if your client would prefer a Paw Patrol colouring book, the court has one available.

I am a real attorney.

💙💙💙

I found it very recently at a store around the corner and it just felt like my mom sent it for me

Getting a lot of compliments on this dress, but someone said, "it makes you look softer! It looks so good because you have light-coloured hair" and I'm like....I do??

Thank you!! Everyone keeps saying that and the Heart of the Ocean from Titanic lol but it's identical to a ring I bought my mom when I was young and that we lost

Selfie of a white woman in a blue dress and blue ring and nails, sitting at a computer desk

Feeling blue at the office 💙

Thank you, I needed this validation lol

Yeah it was the announcement vibe that made me shrink back

The tone was like "oh, twinsies!" but was super uncomfortable for me. Maybe I am the problem though, who's to say

Someone came to my office to discuss a case and stopped mid-sentence to announce, after glancing at my desk, "I KNOW INJECTABLE MEDICATION WHEN I SEE IT!"

Like....yes...thank you for bringing attention to my personal stuff

I love this job but it's so weird. You're dealing with truly horrific situations, but also updating your client notes to include that their favourite snacks are Takis and Hot Cheetos

You know you've really become part of the team when someone asks you to cover their case (it me, I'm covering two cases while also on intake today)

I am 36 whole years old and I need this toy immediately. Possibly also need a life-sized version for me and Ares.

[The Streets scribbling furiously in his notebook]

One of the girls who volunteers after school was apparently watching me ride Ares this afternoon, and after we came back in she told me that she loves how I ride, that I'm a really beautiful rider

Even more 🥺🥺🥺

When I was walking up to the barn, the owner was sitting in his truck outside and rolled down his window to say, "damn, Kat, you look SO happy"

🥺🥺🥺

I like this colour sooo much better on him than the Santa red

Photo of a bay horse wearing a plum blanket

A new blanket boy!!!

being beautiful is my special interest

Hoots is a real hoot! This sweet gentlemanly terrier is a hospice adoption. Come meet him today! More info here: https://f.mtr.cool/akqmmbetmt

For real