TommyKillen

Yeah, feels like any upturn in form we have coincides with him having a clean run in the team.

😂 same! Mine is receding at a rate of knots. Probably need to change the profile pic, getting into catfish territory.

I do, fuck him off. Feel like the noise is starting to quieten down around us, and he’s another clown to get out the way.

Zirkzee and Ugarte both came not long after Berrada etc started. Very quick turnaround for that window, and the Ten Hag distraction. The next two windows the signings seem well thought out.

FKR RMFLDDLEDGGH

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Decent half. Now time for the half time changing room crack pipe and a second half shit show! Fun!

Got a horrible feeling this derby will be like the Moyes one at Old Trafford. 1-0 down after 45 seconds with their third shot on target

Shit result, shit performance, but taking my boy to the match for the first time was absolute gold.

That’s what it’s all about. UTFR 🇾🇪

Got to be the worst starting XI we’ve had in the Premier League. Fuck me, with the performance to match it

Do the draw! Fuck me this is excruciatingly bad

Wan Bissaka defending a back post? What a novelty

With United’s stellar 2nd half performances this season, can only see this getting worse. What a fucking shocking performance that is.

Oh fuck off England

Oh Zak.

Phwoaar

Where is it? I often head to Dunham on the Bridgewater, great this time of year

Liverpool FC might have to abandon their principles and get the cheque book out.

No thanks

I’m all for being positive, keeper mistake and a couple of missed penalties away from being 4 points better off etc

But by the same metric, we really should be putting Brentford away. Massively weakened since last season

Also we had 4 more points from the same fixtures last season. So while it’s a tough start, we did better v Arsenal at home, Fulham away and city away.

Which one?

United now 6pts worse off when compared to last seasons corresponding fixtures.

It’s going to get very messy again.

Going to be a massive car crash this one. No upgrade on Onana and bigger a cunt

Always nice to move up a place in the table without kicking a ball.

Daughter puts me to shame though, I bailed on my ride this morning. All because I’m recovering from a foot injury*

*Accidentally dropped a burning wood pellet from my pizza oven, in between my toes when I was pissed up over the bank holiday

Middle child training at Sale Harriers today, great seeing so many kids being active. And for only £2 a session. Access to sport in Greater Manchester is superb

I thought that. Couldn’t work out if he was thanking fans for the game or for his entire time

So, before the goal, was a Grimsby player booked for a foul, but no foul given?

Fucking loads in Sale. Roundabouts too. They love a flag round here

I was massively encouraged by last weeks performance, but that was awful.

Against the corresponding fixtures, I’m pretty sure we’re 3pts worse off than last season. This could be awful again

Ooooft is it hilly?

I did Tour de Manc twice, both with prep but first time not enough hill training. Only did 75 mile of the 100. It did piss it down mind. Second time I did the full lot, despite my headset bearing blowing up on Werneth Lo.

Was hard after training and having had a bike fit!