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Tod Lauer

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Extragalactic observer (black holes, galaxies, galaxy clusters, stellar pops) that also dabbles in planetary astronomy. Really, basically a pixel pusher.

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Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best
Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!

07.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2576    πŸ” 832    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 66
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Well, you know, you gotta ask around - find someone who knows someone...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hT...

09.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that just basically a whopping part of how we do research?

09.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even that.

09.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well for one thing, the Big Bang theory is not out the window.

09.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Umm, the bunched up umbrellas certainly look like something.

09.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t even begin to understand this. And the IFT is just an FT with the sign flipped in the exponent.

09.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since 1970 we have explored every planet in the solar system. We have rovers on Mars. We have space telescopes looking back to the start of the Universe. We have new telescope on Earth that can find all killer asteroids. New Horizons has just demonstrated interstellar navigation. Not good enough?

09.08.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only Carl Sagan was Carl Sagan. You are Jasmine and you will do creative things that are uniquely yours.

09.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not the quality of pseudoscience infotainment to which I have grown accustomed Teasing the public with fraudulent or self-deluded promises of aliens used to mean something. It took work. It meant slapping together…

I have a complaint about Avi Loeb's latest work and I want to speak to management.

medium.com/@steve.desch...

08.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 38

He did get to the Moon twice, even though he didn’t get to walk on it.

09.08.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love this group picture of the "Original 7" + "Next 9" astronauts. 4 would walk on the moon. 3 more would orbit it. 2 went there twice. With the passing of Jame Lovell, they are now all gone.

08.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œVery dirty and in need of a wash…” Nice touch!

08.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! I grew up on the Man from UNCLE! Do you know that there is a pre Star Trek episode of UNCLE that has both Shatner and Nimoy in it?

06.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And got a member of congress to write directly to the NASA admin. When your ideas are that brilliant you need to do things like that.

05.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May be fine. Selecting by BH mass is likely to boost the BH / stellar mass ratio.

05.08.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup - we had a bobcat do the same trick under our carport. It also dug up two wood rats in the same visit. Hungry little kitty.

05.08.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've very recently come across the Tony's chocolate bars for this. Their irregular chunky casting is a lot of fun...

04.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A US rep urgently advocatuing action to the admin amounts to the same thing.

04.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's infeasible - there's nothing to study. The Juno engine is non-functional, and there's at most 1/3 of the fuel needed in any case.

04.08.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thing reeks! Figured he had to know it wouldn’t work, but wanted to show off all the same. Deeply troubling.

04.08.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it went the way of eight track tapes and leisure suits.

04.08.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks pretty difficult to me! I imagine it would be pretty easy to drift into someone, and wonder how you hold the 3D geometry of your formation.

04.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My jaw dropped when I read that in his paper. Like, um yes - every project would know this instantly. I think he put that in there as some sort of fig leaf. He had to know the answer and that it showed that what he was going on about simply isn’t feasible.

03.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking is fine. But 1) Juno's main propulsion system is non-functional, 2) it has only 1/3 fuel needed anyway. Takes real resources to do *anything* and they would be completely wasted. It's not how "respected" Loeb is - it's that his idea is also nonfunctional.

03.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that’s about it. To say the least, the Juno project instantly knows their fuel reserves (1/3?of what’s needed) and the status of their main propulsion system (non functional). Why Loeb is pushing this is a mystery.

03.08.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where should I start? For one thing it wastes resources better spent on other things. It overrides the Juno teams own plans. It ignores protocols for decision making. Lastly, it endorses idiocy.

03.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not just the thruster, the main engine that would be called upon to perform the whole escape from Jupiter.

03.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to be. His paper notes having convos with the Juno PI, who surely would have told him the state of the spacecraft. Yet, the paper's mute on these vital issues. He assumes the full initial fuel load to work with. The present reserves would be a simple question for the Juno project.

03.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard for me to understand him posting a Juno rendezvous proposal with knowledge that its engine is non-functional + the fuel budget is >2x insufficient regardless, but it seems to be the case.

03.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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