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St. Petersburg, FL Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social Gazing out into the late at night

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Well, that was a hockey game and I watched it. Not a great week for the Lightning. Hopefully they get back in the groove on the upcoming road trip.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

01.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That looked really bad.

01.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"There are valid concerns and criticisms to be had about immigration."

No there aren't. Fuck you. Don't concede that absurd shit. Abolish every border. Let hundreds of millions in. Why are you justifying violence to keep folks out? Why are you pretending like nations aren't moral atrocities?

01.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 141    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 1

You’re forgetting the “every replay call must go against the lightning” rule that’s clearly at work this season

01.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is zero point in wasting our time with replays if the officials are still going to get the calls demonstrably wrong.

01.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight makes three that I can recall, and all three went exactly the same way… Dude challenges Point then almost immediately realizes that was a terrible idea. Just bc a guy doesn’t fight often doesn’t mean he’s not really good at it.

01.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Point beat one of the Sabres up. That’s as close to a highlight as the Bolts have so far tonight

01.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ostlund on the Sabres is a punkass bitch. He challenged Point to a fight then turtled after Point cracked him in the jaw.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

01.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is a very uncharacteristic Lightning performance so far. An eternity left in this game but this is not the kind of hockey I’m used to seeing them play.

01.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May as well give Vasy the rest of the night off since the team seems unwilling to play defense tonight

01.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I suppose it’s fun if you’re a Sabres fan. Pretty infuriating so far on my end 🙄

01.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, I’m in the category of folks you’d have argued that point with and I’m not particularly happy about being right about it

01.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any chance the Bolts actually show up for this game anytime soon?

01.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Buffalo always seems to play some of their best hockey against the Bolts. Should be a fun game.

01.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lightning doing that “let’s get off to a shitty start” thing again tonight.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

It’s a Saturday home game so they’re in the gross black uniforms but still…
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

28.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now that I’d love to see!

28.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ps. If you’re looking for a “more cowbell” song, this is miles better than Don’t Fear the Reaper 🙄

28.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a proud Iranian born, Canadian, I do not want any help from the US and Israel for a regime change!

The government will be toppled when people are ready.

The same should happen in the US, and this criminal regime needs to go to prison.

#FuckYourWar

28.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 1997    🔁 363    💬 90    📌 12

And hopefully how it’s insane to allows the only country that’s ever used nukes to be the sole decider of who else gets to have them

28.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Especially when you’re the only country that’s ever actually used nukes. The U.S. has zero moral authority to determine who can and can’t have nuclear weapons

28.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perhaps spending a decade normalizing a fascist wasn’t a great strategy?

28.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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28.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Acting like shit’s a distraction is obeying in advance. You’re not smarter for thinking that people can only concentrate on one thing at a time. They’re just trying to do everything everywhere all of the time to overwhelm you stop acting like it needs to be arranged into a hierarchy to address it

28.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 48    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

In case you still weren’t convinced the democratic party has no intention of ridding us of this fascist regime, here’s yet another instance of them being on board with it. Collaborators and cowards will not save us.

28.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People died. More people will die. If you consider that a “distraction,” that says a lot about your lack of humanity, and frankly, a lack of intelligence as well.

28.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “Israel is doing great evil“ is not antisemitic. “Israel is pulling the levers on all the world’s evil” is both antisemitic and also passing the buck on how bad the US is, and our role now and historically.

28.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 226    🔁 64    💬 2    📌 2

no future at all

28.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the aptly named His Majesty King Funk 😎
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28.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This goes for you too Jake Guentzel

28.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0