@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social
There's a reason people know NOTHING about me~
𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘿
𝘿𝙍𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍
𝙎𝙆8 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙔
𝙎𝙆8 2 𝘾𝙍8
𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔
-𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙮 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙮
"You'll see."
01.12.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"As soon as I found an entertaining way to go about it."
01.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"And what would that be?"
01.12.2025 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Should've been less suspicious about it then."
01.12.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The phone breaks in half.
"No photos."
Ti's the season.
Come forth.
Make a deal.
"N'aw, just look at yourself.
Poor thing.
And that comes from someone not known for taking pity on others.
You look a mess."
Smoking a big blunt on the TL
01.12.2025 10:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
❝𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀.
𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁!
𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿,
𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘀.❞
❧ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 / 𝘚𝘍𝘞 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯)
❧ 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺, 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘴
❧ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘖𝘖𝘊 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵)
❧ 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺: Ammatice & Lunarmare103
"Do that again and I'll drown you."
29.11.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Alright, get wet or fall flat.
Off to the ocean."
Picks him up.
"Your name is Jesus.
You ARE Jesus.
Don't make me throw you onto water to prove my point."
"You are an extension of his will.
You are him made flesh.
A god born into a human body.
Literally sent down to earth to die for humanities sins so God can loophole the shit out of the bibles ideology.
You're basically like...he cut a piece out of himself -again- and gave it his personality."
She snuck into the world of #AnimalCrossingRP
28.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"You're the daddy of all of creation on earth on account of you being an extension of your father's will, silly."
28.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Who said anything about an biological child of mine?"
28.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"How can you be so sure?
Maybe it's a human child.
Maybe not."
"Bapho."
28.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I do actually."
28.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Yes."
28.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Wrong."
28.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"..."
28.11.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Devilishly good looking, as per usual."
28.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Only one person is allowed to call me that!"
28.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Not sure if that does something in hell, but sure, I'll take it~"
28.11.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Too tired to remember, but sure, whatever.
Also you're my plushie for now."
Cue her squeezing him hard, while simultaneously and instantly falling asleep.
"Not when I'm around you're not!"
Yawns.
"You know what?
Time to endulge in sloth."
Cue a bed raising out of the ground.
"I could stick a straw in your armor and suck all the human out of it~"
28.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
