𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢

I'll bring one dog plus a big pot of spaghetti in case any of us want some noodles.

An orange and white cat getting his ear rubbed with my arm coming into frame on the right and a bit of a headboard and my tattoo visible as well as assorted junk on a shelf behind him

If the world has you stressed out lately, Kitten recommends you just get someone to rub your ear.

Full moon in a cloudy sky on the far side of a pond, framed by some low hanging branches. The light is reflected in the surface of the water and some houses are visible by their lights on the far side of the water

Doing a little moongazing from the shore with my dog

Oh my god that is spectacular!

It's Thanksgiving next week and I reckon I will be eating with some neighbors. Will I attempt the world's most intense homemade mac and cheese with a blend of curated cheeses I have researched to ensure the most insane flavor-to-cheese-pull ratio ever attempted in a mac and cheese? Maybe. Maaaybe.

Might deepfake porn myself just so I can feel something

The most wonderful time of the year!

Ok well you can't keep us in suspense! Was it Bigfoot? Was tongue involved?

Thank you for noticing!

A black leather adjustable strap with a mouth-sized orange jackolantern ball at the center.

a bit tied up but still drooling over all the fall foliage and Halloween mayhem 👻⚰️🔪

Incredible! Wow that's gorgeous.

A rich orange and yellow sunset seen through murky cloud cover behind the Silhouettes of trees, all of it reflected so cleanly off the surface of a lake in the foreground, it looks more like a painting in real life

Good gracious, what a good night tonight is. Just spent a couple hours with the best person I know and then I come out with Ferg to arguably the most unreal sunset I have seen so far.

Bow down to Ian the Great, payer of bills, first of his name

Celebrate! Woooooo

I've had dutch baby pancakes and marionberry pie in the Pacific Northwest and never seen them in my town.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! This is so fucking cute!

I'll check it out for you and then I'll tell you "holy fuck of COURSE you want to watch this good boy for 90 minutes!!!" and then you'll try to buy a ticket for next weekend and it will already be gone

*opens up a porn Hub page*

Hmm... what would tickle my fancy today? Of what brand of lascivious and illicitly scintillating debauchery shall I imbibe??

*mashes the word PORM on my keyboard*

SHOW ME PORM, TITTO BOX MACHINE! ME WANT PORMO!

Boo, BOOOO

Good Boy movie is out today!

My Sweet, Sweet Corn! I love you so!

Fuuuuuuck

Now you got me thinking about carton

We could go mushroom foraging!

I haven't shilled my books in a while but it's spooky season! If you want Nic Cage lycanthropy, 90s rock dinosaurs, demonic romance (with fairies) or some weird ass short stories, I'm your guy!

WOW! I'm so glad you get to walk here!

You guys are irresistible!

Was he looking at you?

There's a movement in a darkening blue sky full of hazy clouds come above some trees with a lake in the foreground, framed by shrubs and trees

Fergus and I have moved on to the Moonrise Kingdom

Happy Fuckbot Day to all those who celebrate.

Beep Bloop Jizz Jam Ungh!