You've been cleared to proceed by the cute selfie safety engineer!
21.11.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Does this one count?
21.11.2025 15:05 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Twitter used to be about responding to a James woods rant with a picture of Yoda eating pussy. It was a paradise
21.11.2025 02:16 β π 163 π 15 π¬ 3 π 1
Gaaaaah I love flea markets
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Popular man about town Ian Fortey wearing a necktie wider than my butt and suspenders so snappy they'd give a turtle a run for its money
21.11.2025 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dyspnea and edema! My response to my cancer meds has been remarkable though. Sorry you're stressing, that sucks.
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How are you doing? I've been feeling like shit.
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Orange and white cat trying to show off
Nobody has a cuter selfie. Kitten is here though.
20.11.2025 23:07 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Stop. This is a selfie checkpoint. Repost with a cute selfie to proceed β^. .^ββ
20.11.2025 23:04 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1
You are cleared to proceed. This is a heckin cute selfie!
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Nice!
20.11.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ooh, ya spreading that
20.11.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hey Ian, spread that rumpus time for all of us!
20.11.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
No, cousin.
20.11.2025 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So that's Bruce Dickinson's brother
20.11.2025 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Sound like boomers, ugh.
20.11.2025 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I would love the behind the scenes author's discussion of WereCage, yes please. Along with the details of why Catherine Wheel wanted to hurt you.
20.11.2025 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This makes me want to unfollow you just so I can refollow you so hard.
20.11.2025 18:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I want details.
20.11.2025 18:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on
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I have seen so many white women do this and cry later that it's hard to feel anything but annoyance anymore, but how awful it is to hear a SA victim say that. Truly a gruesome example of white people protecting white interests at the expense of humanity.
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This is the most white person thing ever. How infuriating.
18.11.2025 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Are you eating 3 meals a day still? Greedy. Start sleeping 12 hours a day, you can cut that back to 2. Only get up to go to work, maybe you just need 1. Or swap days! You eat today, your kids eat tomorrow! Grandma's almost dead, so fuck her needs. Paying for heat? Pfft. Burn trash in a barrel.
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She mentioned that RFK has kinks, and lucky for you I found this exclusive clip that he recorded.
17.11.2025 17:09 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Sometimes you find an old take out menu and see the most expensive sandwich on it was like 7 bucks and then you cry a little
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Don't undersell your smut! It's grade A top choice all meat no filler!
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
17.11.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you! I think he had a good time.
17.11.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You and me both
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American steel guitarist of some note. Loves old country and Hawaiian music.
Ke aΚ»o nei au i ka Κ»Εlelo HawaiΚ»i.
I love America. I hate the governments occupying it.
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In a Country Full of Charlie Kirks? Be A James T Kirk.
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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
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"a powerfully repulsive mixture of dense, stubborn and arrogant" to people who don't like facts.
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