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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Bunch of entitled dinks

01.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ew you know how I feel about this.

01.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have terrible reading comprehension for a teacher if you think he was talking about the present day.

01.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to be cremated. Not necessarily when I die. Surprise me!

28.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 36    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
A wet white and black shih tzu gazes to the heavens and calls upon Cerberus to strike down all who would dare to wash his stinky little body.

A wet white and black shih tzu gazes to the heavens and calls upon Cerberus to strike down all who would dare to wash his stinky little body.

White and black shih tzu looks all fluffy and white and quite pleased with himself.

White and black shih tzu looks all fluffy and white and quite pleased with himself.

Oh, the humanity; it's bath time!

28.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I love these people saying relax and let brown people die who cares about them it means the Republicans might lose in the future so it will be okay

28.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 128    🔁 14    💬 8    📌 0

You know how I think we got here? Must have been sometime in the 70s and '80s when anti-bullying campaigns really picked up. We told kids to turn the other cheek, to walk away because that made you a bigger person. We let bullies keep being bullies and stayed quiet like that was a strategy.

28.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
a orange and white cat half wearing a pink and white striped hoodie.

a orange and white cat half wearing a pink and white striped hoodie.

Let Mr. Beans and his ill-fitting shirt see you through the rest of the day.

28.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Toto: Thank God, what a fucking shithole that place has turned out to be.

26.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 45    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

I wonder if his wife is secretly enjoying the break

26.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How I chortled!

26.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cool Hand Luke finished the final egg, proving his mettle, as Toasty Paw Gord's eyes narrowed in disdain. Oh, how he hated Luke and his fucking cool hands.

26.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Ohhh. What a find!

25.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dear god

25.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't decide if I even want to know what this is. Do I click? Do I remain blissful and unbothered?

24.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Racism, Ableism, and the Burden That Kills Beyond the Book: Michael B. Jordan, Delroy Lindo, the BBC and the decentering of Black humanity.

Racism, Ableism, and the Burden That Kills
open.substack.com/pub/ijeomaol...

23.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You use the R slur like it's in your everyday vocabulary, so I won't be putting any stock in anything you have to say.

23.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Wow, what a disgusting person he is.

23.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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My new Roman Empire

22.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

What the actual fuck, @wired.com ?

22.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I spelled Alysa wrong but anyway. I avoided the Internet all day today so I could be surprised.

20.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god Alyssa Liu you QUEEN 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️

20.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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If he doesn't get his medal, we riot at dawn

18.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 28    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1
a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.

a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)

14.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 9760    🔁 1126    💬 207    📌 82

Yesssssssss!

13.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Business insider headline "someone watched episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 100 times" according to HBO. 
HBO Max says: "HBO is concerned about some of its users" 
Image shows obi wan Kenobi in a scene from A New Hope with the dialogue "well of course I know him. He's me."

Business insider headline "someone watched episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 100 times" according to HBO. HBO Max says: "HBO is concerned about some of its users" Image shows obi wan Kenobi in a scene from A New Hope with the dialogue "well of course I know him. He's me."

He is me

13.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

That's it, exactly. People are so sure whatever magical thinking they're doing is going to keep them out of the hot seat, and damn it's uncomfortable to find out that it just doesn't work that way.

12.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The accuracy.

12.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to joke about getting a prosthetic head gash to wear so I’d be taken seriously. One of the great sins of bootstrap America is being sick, incurable. If someone can’t say “feel better soon!” they instinctively want to minimize your existence for making them think about something negative.

12.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Dear God.

12.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0