fuckall nerf to sblast, l3 with the most bizarre change I've ever seen, yet another explosion radius buff, some degenerate snowballing mechanic, yet another change to the core game that favours shooters, and health bars that look like they just enabled a dev command. "spicy" is one word for it.
27.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
like I know it's just a translation but why the fuck are we saying that L3 should "proactively approach its opponents"?
are we actually fucking serious? have you played this fucking game? god forbid a weapon moves laterally in this game. hold forwards you miserable fucks or your gun gets nerfed
27.01.2026 14:43 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
In other words, if you picked machine, you'd fight either other machines, or terrible guns that made it a 4v3. If you picked splash, you'd fight something competent like a splattershot, keeping win rates more even. It's also, I suspect, why we had those random buffs and nerfs to mini splatling.
27.01.2026 14:32 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's conjecture, but I'm convinced that they rely mostly on X Rank data. And I'm not sure that they account for their own matchmaking algorithm. That's why shooters don't get nerfed; their matchmaking pools are too large. Meanwhile Machine died because its matchmaking pool was all shit weapons.
27.01.2026 14:29 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
I'm not sure they know what these changes do. Do they think about what it means for a weapon to need 10 more special points? Do they think about extra shots, extra time spent painting, how much longer you need to live to get special? Or is it just a knob they turn when the X Rank data tells them to?
27.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
meanwhile their insistence on leaving burst bomb alone has led to pretty much every kit that has one (except l3, because that's how shit that gun is) massively overperforming at one point or another.
but by all means, slap sblast with 10 special and an aoe nerf. I'm sure that fixes the problem.
27.01.2026 14:12 — 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
every single patch, right back to the start of the game where machine and splash were picked because they were the only competent kits on release. machine got fucking butchered because they gave it fizzy booyah and then injected all the maps with ozempic. splash didn't, because it's a shooter.
27.01.2026 14:07 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
I think the thing that offends me the most about splatoon 3's patches is that the developers keep attacking degenerate playstyles that only exist because of their own failures.
"l3 is being used to spam specials" no shit. you buffed hammer in the dumbest way possible and all l3 can do is paint.
27.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 76 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
ok I know I said I'm done with splatoon and asked all of you to go away, but which dumb fuck developer did this? about the only thing l3 is good for is painting, and now we're giving that up in favour of... improving its ability to fail to kill people when you hit all three shots in a burst?
27.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
you're welcome
also thank you for respecting my wishes
31.08.2025 06:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
other? I haven't played games like that in years
30.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you're on thin ice right now, champ
30.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
now that's an idea I could get behind
30.08.2025 19:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
well it's not plan A, but it's not far into the alphabet
30.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
god forbid
30.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
not since spending $900 to drop mkworld after like two weeks lol
30.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
we'll see about that
30.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
nah I kinda fell off world. was already not vibing with it and then they screwed with the online and I haven't played it since
30.08.2025 15:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
firstly stop following me, splatoon people, that ship sailed so long ago that it'll soon be arriving on another continent and giving the native population smallpox
secondly why did I click on a splatoon tweet, I didn't need to know that people say the word "hyperdive" now
30.08.2025 11:50 — 👍 70 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0
not likely to happen, no
19.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mario Kart World: Cheeky week 1 WR attempts?
Going live with some Mario Kart World!
youtube.com/live/nakiCta...
twitch.tv/im_flc
06.06.2025 05:10 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
just like the good old days
03.04.2025 13:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
let's not get ahead of ourselves LMAO
03.04.2025 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
god damn I'm so keen for mario kart world
it looks so fun. definitely getting all the old heads back together
kinda wish skype wasn't dead, then we could have the old mkw vibes too. maybe chatango's still a thing?
03.04.2025 02:27 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
I wouldn't mind that at all tbh
17.01.2025 03:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
who else is keen for 12v12s in mario kart 9
17.01.2025 02:38 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
haven't clicked on this site in a while. there are so many cat pictures on my feed from random people, this is great
14.11.2024 14:40 — 👍 77 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
I just want to be happy for jackpot but japan keeps serving up these dreadful ideas because they're too god damn humble to (kindly) tell melon where to stick his rapid pro. like how can I walk away from that set and think "wow we're finally good" when every map is lost at weapon selection
14.04.2024 09:24 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
you can't play a high watermark objective with a weapon that loses you the game when you miss. you will always get clutched on. it's even worse when you have no retake because you have no ranged paint and no bombs. it's the devs' fault, but when your job is to win, the game being shit is no excuse.
14.04.2024 09:17 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
