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esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

letterboxd review of Predator: Badlands 4 stars, liked "(choking back tears) he learned that the greatest weapon of all... was friendship"

Predator: Badlands (2025)

it should be illegal for me to have a migraine on the day I have predator imax tickets

warner brothers trickster figures explained

the new Predator: Badlands movie has 3.6 stars on letterboxd

oh fuck yeah

a brown tabby with white paws named mochi lays on a green couch next to a blanket made of old tshirts. I have my hand on her tummy. one of her white paws is outstretched as she makes biscuits in the air

gimme yr fuckin tumny

and jasmine aced her medical exams!!!!!! that's the real fucking win. good for her

DROOL HOLLYWOOD LMAO

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE DOING JASMINE NATION!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE BAKE OFF WINS THAN ANY CONTESTANT ON HISTORY!!!! WE STAN!!!!

fucking up a dish because you forgot salt sucks. fucking up a dish because your bowl shattered and you have to completely restart is just heartbreaking

oh aaron. honey

ah yes, the bake off finale technical where the instructions to make the thing just say "make the thing". it kills every time

"your bread is awful"

yikes. sorry tom.

WE GET IT AARON YOU JUST LEARNED ABOUT YUZU

(ASMR voice) ✨ creme mousselline ✨

happy bake off finale if jasmine doesn't win I will be rioting in the streets

get it right

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

full length mirror selfie. I am wearing a long black coat, black shirt, light jeans, black boots, and oversized purple glasses

breaking out the big coat today

it's got everything! lead walls, MRE'S, an extensive collection of criterion dvds, a filter that turns my pee back into water, dan cortese

it's crazy that hello kitty is a scorpio

visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become. man staring at a mirror with Sleepytime Bear in it

apparently when a person has been starving for a long period of time you have to carefully reintroduce solid food or it'll make them sick. it's like that. they need to gradually reintroduce the idea of good things happening in the world via a drip IV and some protein gogurts so it doesn't kill me

in all seriousness my body cannot handle three days of good news in a row. I am too accustomed to abject human misery. I keep running to the bathroom to throw up

I would have killed to be on that jury. call out of work for a week. eat a free sandwich lunch. tell fascists to go to hell. actual modern american dream. I am mad that this happened to people who are not me.

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a brown tabby named mango napping in her left side on my bed

oh to be a sleepy mango in these trying and difficult times