@pd444.bsky.social
Music loving NUFC fan here for the craic and laughs. Double entendres are my specialty…. Be warned. I only become very sweary if I know you. Don’t expect it immediately or you could be disappointed. Have been known as the cow whisperer.
Ffs, 🤦♂️.
02.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pussies and puppies???
You on one of them dodgy sites again by mistake?
Yeah one of my mates is having great luck but he is actually the weirdo 😂
02.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re worth more than that …
02.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking teeth and hair before being compared ….. the thought 🤢
02.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Great minds
02.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like a cattle market 🥴
02.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Girl with the phone is the nice lady who threatened to headbutt the curly haired lady
I can’t believe I called her a lady 😂
Like a wing man but a tail wing 😂
02.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What on earth is that 🫣
02.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was at a gig last Saturday. This lady asked if she could stand in front of me as I was tall and she’d get a better view. Got chatting until a woman stood in front of her, she threatened to headbutt her. I made my excuses and moved.
02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How come 😳
02.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a useless judge …. I’d think Rose West was a saint.
02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’d have to slap me round the face … I’m bloody useless.
02.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hated it
02.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just need someone to put suntan lotion on my back. Or take one of those ‘behind the radiator’ paint roller things.
02.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to up my social life then 😂😂😂
02.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cat in a fur hat from me
02.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds like a pig 🐽
02.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What do they sound like?
02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂 stay single and grow old stinking of cat piss
02.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone got any experiences of dating sites?
02.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
😂😂
02.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hid your favourite dungarees?
02.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ginny, all my coffee has gone. I’m stuck at work coffeeless.
I need to bring another pack in tomorrow 😞
How’s that gone on twice?
02.03.2026 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No idea what that is but I know you know what this is 😁
02.03.2026 09:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No idea what that is but I know you know what this is 😁
02.03.2026 09:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@dawnbritten.bsky.social
He’s just gone and got a couple!!
To celebrate here’s a picture if the pub from the song.
By the Gunner you shouted, "Oh my God"
It seemed churlish, but it's what I was owed, I suppose 🎶
