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Valkian | Matty

@valkian.bsky.social

Photographer, Writer for Qualbert, Streamer and Introverted dork. Based in Melbourne, Australia Profile pic by Nyaaati (18+ only please)

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I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT (Prod. Spancy)
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Got words to say about the age verification laws hitting us

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myvw...

10.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to do that as well.

10.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Diablo II: Resurrected Steam Deck Review | Handhell’d Take hell into your hands with Diablo II on Steam Deck! Should you slay the portable way? Stay awhile and read our Diablo II: Resurrected Steam Deck review!

Over 25 years since its original release, Diablo II's standalone Steam release proves that Blizzard North's PC masterpiece is just as strong as ever.

So how does this latest version hold up on Steam Deck? Stay awhile and find out in our review: www.qualbert.com/reviews/diab...

10.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning friends

I'm taking a bit of a break from the internet today as yesterday has taken a major toll on me. My ko-fi is still going for my cat Muffin, so if you would like to help me with that, here you go:

ko-fi.com/numetalweeb

09.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely mad deal for three of the most exceptional game narratives ever written.

If you love tense storytelling with a hint of sci-fi/mystery and brain-bending puzzles, you absolutely need to play the Zero Escape trilogy.

09.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

I feel this as well. But please don't give up, we're still here for you whenever you're needed. You're an amazing friend and hope better things will come along sooner than later πŸ™β€οΈ

09.03.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should have been a huge physical release for the UK. Instead, they print a small amount of game key cards and call it a day. I genuinely think that Nintendo and other companies are leaving a huge amount of money on the table by tiptoeing away from the physical market here.

09.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Oh yeah, I still got it πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰

09.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've made a ko-fi goal. I'm so stressed out.

ko-fi.com/numetalweeb/...

09.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Prepare for another bite of Bandai Namco's vampiric soulslike in Code Vein II.

Is this a worthy sequel that will leave you thirsting for more, or has the life been sucked out of it entirely?

Read our review by @valkian.bsky.social to find out: www.qualbert.com/reviews/code...

09.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always am, hence why I keep sourcing out sales whenever they pop up.

09.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waking up with the sore throat that I've had yesterday, leading into this busy week wasn't what I wanted.

Especially with a shoot and TGX coming in a few days 😭😭😭

08.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@dedbydawn.bsky.social is having an Emergency Commission opening - €50 for full colour characters available.
OC or Fanmade. Anthro or other.

We are trying to cover our rent so every little helps! DM DedByDawn for more info!

#commissions #artist

08.03.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ties with The Fragile ad one of my all time favourite albums!

08.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Bride Review | A Monster Mess | Qualbert A classic monster movie is brought back to life, updated for a new generation with a mixture of wild themes. Find out more in The Bride Review!

Part crime/thriller, part heart-wrenching romance and part horror comedy, these wild themes stitch together to bring this Gothic classic to life once again.

With Jessie Buckley as the titular Bride alongside a monstrous Christian Bale, please welcome The Bride: www.qualbert.com/reviews/the-...

08.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wha? O.o For real?!

08.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hold John Waters' words to this day. I need to check out The Bride! soon.

08.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you friends for all the birthday wishes 🫢

I'm not expecting much in terms of gifts, but if you would like to buy me a coffee or a meal today, my ko-fi is here:

ko-fi.com/numetalweeb

08.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And One Nation. They can all go into the incinerator.

(In an ideal world, I'd have all members of parliament be removed and we can all say "let's start again")

08.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our government has really messed up priorities, I swear.

08.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy B-day! ❀️ πŸŽ‚ 😊
Wishing you all the best πŸ™

07.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While Cheez TV may have lasted longer, but we cannot forget Agro's impact on morning TV for Children.

RIP Jamie Dunn πŸ™

07.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you for fucking real?!

That game was just announced at The Game Awards!

07.03.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Umm, those bad parents can change to become better? Or don't have kids in the first place? There's plenty of other choices.

07.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same but I'll leave the weed for someone else πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. This whole age verification system is a terrible idea from the start. While there is an argument to be made that some young people can be inclined to do the wrong thing, that's a case of being on them and no one else.

06.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! I'm so sick of this BS as they need to focus on bigger matters, not something that parents should be doing.

06.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Code Vein II Review (PC) | More Nibble than Bite | Qualbert Bandai Namco takes another stab at the Soulslike genre with the sequel to Code Vein. But is it worth another bite? Find out in our Code Vein II review!

After about a month, my review for Code Vein II is finally up!

But was it worth taking a bite in this time travelling, vampiric Soulslike? Or should I have left it in the past?
Check out my review at @qualbert.com!

@bandainamcoau.bsky.social

www.qualbert.com/reviews/code...

06.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god *facepalm*
When will people (or in this fact, the government) learn?

06.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steps of progress really can add up in the long run but the fun of the journey sometimes needs to be remembered too

06.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0