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Andrej

@apantich.bsky.social

Milwaukee raised, Tulsa living. Lover of cheese, men, and all other things bad for your body. @apantich on Instagram

1,744 Followers  |  1,515 Following  |  535 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023
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It’s 80 degrees out. Is it acceptable to start summer fridays yet? (Important to note: my company doesn’t offer summer fridays)

27.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the pinky promise!

27.02.2026 06:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woke up at 3:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep and have too many meetings for a mid day nap. Might just fall asleep on my keyboard fuck it

26.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s going to be a judge on drag race. He needed to reiterate that he’s straight

25.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More like back shot hotel

24.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wanna Wendy on his Willams until
he’s how you doin?!

Meh I honestly just needed to get that one out of my head.

24.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Shared contact info with a man at the bar last night and found out today that the only part that saved was his Apple ID email.

22.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Show me your Lyft driver

19.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Show me your Uber driver.

19.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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When the Adderall and preworkout hit at the same time

18.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I know where I’m going for lunch

17.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been keeping two sick days stowed away: one for the day of and one for the hangover the next

16.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know one way in which I would love to spend Presidents’ Day tomorrow if we were to be so lucky

16.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wisconsin boy. Can confirm.

14.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sitting in front of a fire pit with the words give me that wood above him ALT: a man sitting in front of a fire pit with the words give me that wood above him
13.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

12.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Needing hump day humping

11.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 212    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

All the Puerto Rican celebs in the halftime show and no Ginger Minj?

09.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League

08.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 66    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 3
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The hungover horny is strong today

08.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me the second everyone left my Valentines Day Party

08.02.2026 09:07 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Tag yourself

31.01.2026 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When he says you have a pretty hole

30.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Don’t worry the Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:

28.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cold plunge doesn’t feel as bad when it’s colder outside than the water temp

28.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought this was her

27.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Chicago pope worked hard, but the bears failed harder

26.01.2026 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ran into my gym crush in the hot tub and found out that he wears a baggy knee length swimsuit. Crush partially deactivated

25.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bumping? Who are you calling a drug addict pill user?!

25.01.2026 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0