A Talking Shark

It's just one of those days:

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DID A WIZARD MAKE YOU GO ON AN "UNEXPECTED JOURNEY"?

YOU COULD BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!

CALL SKUNCH, FART AND BONGWATER HOBBIT LAW FIRM NOW!

I was put on earth to do one thing, and that is to make fun of Elon Musk on every platform available to me

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"If all pork chops were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!"

GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH

They’re misogynists, showcasing their immaturity and insecurity in the oldest way possible. The WNBA and its players have reached a level of popularity usually reserved for male athletes and leagues, a level of popularity these man-babies can only dream of. Nancy Armour, USA TODAY Sports columnist

Cryptocurrency meme coin creators say they are responsible for the sex toys being thrown at multiple WNBA games, and they are planning more "pranks."

USA TODAY Sports columnist Nancy Armour weighs in: bit.ly/4mzA7F1

Correct. These are not harmless pranks, it’s calculated, sneering disrespect.

Where are all the "but we have to protect women's sports from men" people now?? This is real misogynist, rape culture BS.

So many ways to advertise crypto and yet the *first thing* they do is disrespect female athletes. Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

“prank” as in sexual harassment

> asshole in the Whitehouse
> economy in shambles
> michael bay Transformers

Welcome back 2007 😭

they really said "alright yall had one good movie time to get back to the dogshit"

The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at S&P 500 companies last year was 285-to-1. The median employee would have had to start working in the year 1740 to earn what the average CEO received in 2024. Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged?

Which one of y'all would consider yourselves "adventurous"?

Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, we’ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

I'll believe Zionists when God shows up to testify under oath at the ICC/ICJ to support the claims of the giving land to them.

Until then... their claims are based on old scrolls 📜 written by biased scribes 2500 years ago and have NO legal value in 2025 CE

i read the picture of the tweet from minh do and got vietnam-style flashbacks to this goober during the height of the nft stupidity

Hey, Slip into the Lift?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in the grocery store, looking at a shelf with a vast array of various toothpaste tubes. Blue: Huh, that's a lot of toothpaste options. Green: Yep. Blue and Green look at each other. Green: So which one do we need? Blue: The usual. As both foxes turn back to study the shelf, Green starts listing the options. Green: Okay so there's mint and cinnamon flavour, whitening, sensitive, insensitive... As Green continues to nonchalantly list the types of toothpaste, Blue looks at him in confusion. Green: Anti-cavity, anti-gravity, wards off evil spirits... Blue: Wait, what?

Uhh who says capitalism doesn’t innovate! A surveillance drone can soon bring you Starbucks ❤️

do not upload your photo to any ID verification service to BROWSE THE INTERNET i am being so serious id much rather buy a vpn. learn how to pirate. this data is so obviously going to be used in nefarious ways

wheeljack tells grimlock "Ok Grim, make sure your password has a number! Makes it more secure" Grimlock says "Me Grimlock have secure password!! On Grimlock's radioshack tandy, we see grimlock's username is grimlock, and his password is "megrimlockpassword1"

Later, Grimlock tilts his head, confused. "Me Grimlock don't remember reblogging that... Why is password not working?" Insert scene transition to the Decepticons...

Soundwave holds laserbeak. "Operation: Hack Autobot Tumblr is a success." Megatron grins at the computer, saying "Excellent work, Soundwave."

making a comic based on my tumblr username (grimlock) #maccadam

I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.

And if you feel like you hate yourself, go for a walk

It's giving

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!