thebeardedpanda

Sometimes, I need a solo date.

I like this outfit.

I remember seeing this game at a store when I was too young, and I think this was a core memory of why I’m a raging homosexual.

I had someone yell at me “too many nipples.” I wonder if it was the same one.

My powers of pizza are mighty.

I’m back.

Houston, I am the problem.

Fly me to the moon.

The Houston Space Center was all sorts of beautiful.

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

I love pizza so much, holy fuck balls.

I tried pin bowling! I’m not very good…

Bonjour, Austin.

@bruceatx.bsky.social brought me to some classic Texas bbq! I miss these places so bad.

Remember….that this battle was about slavery.

Find me on my bridge.

I had a lovely lunch in San Antonio! This chocolate flan was delicious, and my new favorite: albondigas 🤩

I scream for ice cream!

Austin was beautiful!

After the wedding, I made my way to Austin, and my friends took me to this magical wonderland where all my dreams came true. Will someone please ship me white cheddar beaver nuggets and garlic beef jerky? I’ll pay you back!

What else am I going to wear at a gay wedding?

This #dadbod is brought to you by Texas bbq.

I seriously don’t know how I got this shoulder cap. And my hands are strategically in front of my belly. Otherwise, I’m not mad at how I look.

You can’t tell me to have all you can eat beef ribs and expect me only to have one tray. Although, I couldn’t handle a full second tray either.

My main instrument is piano.

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy.

I’m kind of vain, I get it.

This pie was divine! #gayswhoeat

Lockhart bbq!