Digital Māori

90 seconds to midnight

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up

Lightning strike viewed from a rain covered window

Last night watching the storm

8. They might not know where Lithuania is but they know a bad vibe when they see one
9. They have a sense of how they feel, which to be honest if we had that we wouldn't be paying so much in therapy
10. They still have their hopes & dreams and I fear we will probably destroy that

they ask you first. They know Google is algorithm based and will lead you to the most viewed yet highly likely wrong answer
6. They lived through you wigging out over Covid & Vaccines, they'd rather not
7. They don't not care, they just want to be dramatic when it's due you know pick your times

3. They ask for specific instructions because ain't no way in he'll they're gonna do something and "guess the rest" if it fks out it's going to be your fault not theirs
4. They're keeping silly alive in adulthood, we killed ours now look at the world skibbidi
5. They don't trust google it's why

10 Things I love about Gen Zers that Geriatric Millenials & GenXers hate:
1. They have clear boundaries- msg them after work & they won't reply, why? Because you haven't paid them to check msgs - Gangsta
2. They don't know what they want and they admit it. I also have no clue what I want and I'm 42

And to remedy crime decided that removing patches would do the trick

All this from a National Party whose tag line was "Get NZ back on track"

I'm just gonna put it out there but Imma say they don't know what they're doing.

Aotearoa NZ is currently in a recession, it's GDP has dropped, unemployment has surged thanks to the nz govt removing jobs, reduced its core services, has caused societal unrest with bs bills looking to remove the treaty & a regulation bill that seeks to exploit NZ citizens.

Justice Dept. Releases First Volume of Special Counsel Smith’s Final Report The report came out following an order by Judge Aileen Cannon denying a motion to block its release.

Shortly after midnight, DOJ released Special Counsel Jack Smith’s report on his investigation into Donald Trump's actions surrounding Jan. 6, 2021. The report concludes "that the admissible evidence was sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction." Read the report, from @tylermcbrien.bsky.social.

a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women . ALT: a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women .

If you're campaign was based on getting rid of criminals
And then you become the criminal
Do you yeet yourself out of office or do what every other criminal says and quote Shaggy?
Asking for a president
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No we don't need to be one people. What makes us different is also what makes awesome. Being "united" does not mean one community has to assimilate. Being united is being OK with our differences and agreeing together that it's absolutely normal to be that way

This is the most accurate statement about Aus

Is there anyone who would like to trade a house with a backyard and pool in Sydney for a skull of a goat and a exorcism kit I made with things I bought from Catholics?
Just thought I'd ask

I never got to meet the big boss but I can guarantee you I knew what he wore at the time

Like clones of each other...it was weird.

I work in Marketing so I should be using LinkedIn but I can't bring myself to do it.
I've worked on LinkedIn
I worked with LinkedIn
And yet something in my soul sets off red flags every time
Which reminds me did I ever tell you the time I went to Microsoft Aus & they were all dressed the same?

You should have flipped the pic

This is one of the Tuatara's that we just hung out with over the holidays

"Don't trust men, trust dumplings" is my new #1 favourite one liner

I'm really appreciating the little work rituals before mahi. Like a karakia before mahi with the sound of nature, a cup of tea in a fancy cup and the goal setting of what's for kai i tenei po 🤣 #Maori

People who feel they have no real power tend to gravitate towards ideals that allow them a sense of control & superiority. Instead what they become is paranoid and will use accusations to make themselves feel better

Hangi in a pot using metal steaming baskets #Maori

Watching the weather from the window since atua decided to put on a light show with mad bass

Oh no I hear sirens in the distance 😔

Thunder and lightning in Sydney woke me out of a slumber. Not hubby though he's fast asleep 🤣
Power surges are happening though so that's a thing
Weather is weird man

Referring to LGBT+ people as "mentally ill" or "abnormal" is not "a discussion."
It's not "an opinion."
It's not "free speech."
It's not "debate."

It's hatemongering, with the clear and obvious intent to mark a minority out for subjugation, torture and violence.

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Most people think this is the hug emoji, but I prefer to think of it as the showing my dogs I’ve finished my food and indicating that there’s nothing left and I’m honestly not hiding anything from them and it’s all gone emoji.