Jazz Is Not Dead™

"They always tell you that diarrhea always strikes at the worst time but they never tell you what the right time for diarrhea to strike is."

Al Prazolam.

"If someone ever approaches you and bets you fifty dollars they can make a quahog piss in your ear..... be prepared to receive an earful of quahog piss."

Swamp Yankee Journal.

Herpes or Psoriasis. 🤔

I'm 87. I've been watching shit exactly like this since WW2. It's nothing but time and money wasting bullshit.

"He won't even be able to believe the number of compliments that will be coming in the day he croaks."

Ben Zedrine.

"The President of the United States is an imbecile.

Sleep well tonight."

Tess Tiquels.

Nazis are really good at using hypocrisy as a weapon against us. It's extremely effective because it enrages us and they know upfront that we'll refuse to use it it return. It's dirty fighting but that's how Nazis roll.

"We Americans have casually and gleefully been saying ETTD for some time now

I think many of us are finally understanding what that truly means and how it's going to impact us.

Dark, frightening, grim days on the horizon. Nowhere to run.

Nowhere to hide."

Izzie Zenning.

"Everything Trump touches dies. First he touched us.

Then he touched the world.

Get your affairs in order."

Fledon Foote.

"For many animals, shedding is a periodic, full-body event required for growth or health.
Reptiles: Snakes and lizards shed their old skin in a process called ecdysis to allow for body growth and to remove parasites."

Cliff Klaven.

"Hell is where there is no accountability."

Sue Tzun.

"To those of you who are hoping... wishing... begging....hell, even praying that there will eventually be accountability....I just want to say....

I was at Kent State. I witnessed the massacre. Every day since I've DEMANDED accountability.

That was 1970. 🥺"

Izzie Zenning.

Why does this kid get to be an officer? Ship his ass out as a PFC! 🥶

"Her sly smile" was a signature of her comedic genius, often used to convey a sense of regal absurdity and meticulously crafted mischief. Her smile frequently served as a tool for parody and timing.

Her smiles often masked a "heartbreakingly hilarious" humanity."

Cliff Klaven.

"I wonder if Iran has the stones to legitimately try to retaliate by taking out Trump?

Don't forget...The Iranian Bounty Hunter turned out to be horse shit."

Ben Zedrine.

"Conflicting perspective here.

This guy was a truly nasty fundamental murderer. He killed protesters. A lot of them. Glad to see him exit the planet.

Trump is a Nazi murderer. He's only just begun killing protesters but he's doing it.

Is this a conundrum?"

Izzie Zenning.

"A 2025 report from the Rooney Center for the Study of American Democracy suggests that approximately one-fourth (25%) of the population consistently endorses "fascist politics," defined as specific practices rather than just general conservative values."

River Styx Gazette.

"Where in the holy fuck are all these crazy fuckers coming from?"

Fledon Foote.

"What if an ICBM hit Mara Lago while Trump was there on the porcelain oyster?

Asking for a fiend."

Anonymous in Ravenna.

"We're currently experiencing the difference between democracy and fascism.

This will be a difficult lesson for Americans because they're so self obsessed, naive or flat out stupid.

We're arrogant and refuse to remember history.
That's why it's been so easy for fascists to take over."

Zog.

"Hoo-ah!"

A. Pacino.

"How about this?

Every military member who goes along with this is a willing fascist and traitor to democracy?"

Izzie Zenning.

We have become the world's new Nazis and few people are even willing to speak those words. That is a big problem. I was born in 1938. I was born into Naziism. The shame I'm feeling about the USA today is unbearable. I was at Kent State the day of the murders. I'm feeling the same desperation. 💔

Make Barron Trump be the first inductee in the Iran War!"

Ben Zedrine.

"It's a fool's errand to even suggest impeachment for Trump. It's just flat out not going to happen.

Trump gets away with everything because people let him. They aid and abet him.

We are not who we wish we were."

Izzie Zenning.

"Is it odd or weird that the Israeli government has morphed into the people who almost exterminated them?"

Izzie Zenning.

They murdered these girls but it's really not a surprise. They murdered two people in Minneapolis in broad daylight and on camera and the murderers are not only still walking around free and not charged.... they're still working! 🥶

"The MAIN REASON Trump just does anything he wants is because everyone in power in this country LET HIM DO IT.

Not only do they let him... they aid and abet him. 🥶"

Al Prazolam.

It's his old lady who has the pole numbers! 🤓

The Minneapolis murderers are still walking around free, right?

No charges or talk of their arrests?

Those murders were perpetrated in broad daylight.....on cameras.