Spritzie

Trying my hardest to not sleep all day and be depressed about my current employment, but it’s really hard when it’s cold outside and dreaming about random things is the easiest way to forget

Alastor when Vox asks him anything:

Charlie’s outfit is like really cute🥺

"Why are you like this?"

Bold of you to presume I know.

a tweet from Hunty Otacon (@justlet_melive) u consumed that media so ethically, babe. you're so getting into heaven

speaker of god looking serene, she is looking down at young lucifer from before the fall, who is happily looking up at her, clutching on to her dress

[ A memory from long ago. ]

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotellucifer #speakerofgod #keiart

"You're both so little... Way more than me. I guess... I'll have to protect you. Yeah. I won't let anything hurt either of you."

"I promise."

"That's what big brothers do."

Thicker than water

#Arackniss #AngelDust #HazbinHotel

Didn’t get hired for a job I interviewed for

Rio
#zexal

“you’re too old for fandom” is ridiculous. i only want to read fanfiction written by people old enough to know what the citrus scale is.

I think we need to bring back the word "teaser" bc calling everything a leak feels a bit misleading.. (obvs its ok to want to avoid teasers too) but a "leak" usually means something dropped and spread around from unofficial/dubious sources... which is why they're bad...

I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.

Without Charlie and the hotel:

-Husk and Angel wouldn’t have met
-Pentious wouldn’t have found friends
-Baxter wouldn’t have friends either
-Angel would be stuck at VEE Tower
-Vaggie could’ve died on the streets
-Cherri might’ve never found out about Pentious’ feelings for her

they need to stop making llm personal assistant apps and start making an app called Soup Near You. it shows you all the soup available near you

Just two girls gossiping
#Alastor #Velvette #HazbinHotel

Text: Now that spooky season has ended, it's time for Christmas movies

Ho ho ho

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

it's fucking me up a bit how Angel's drag persona looks like Molly.

TRUMP.

SUCKED.

BILL CLINTONS.

DICK.

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NOW KISS

#StaticStorm #HazbinHotel #Vox #Lute

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

#hazbinseason2spoilers i think my brain combusted and all thats left are smoke streams. heloves playing w them,,

Vox is such an excellent characterization of a cult leader. He's funny, hes charming, hes charismatic and he's going to make a ton of people give up EVERYTHING for him.

He's brilliant. Hes terrifying. I adore him.

Little Chaws!! I'm going to turn him into a mini standee but should be have some sort of interactive element?

This is my new favorite velvet fit, so cute❤️

AHhH SO CUTE, Him and his Egg bois🥹

I’ve been Fucking waiting to see drag angel, and wow was the wait worth it

look at how hawt he is💕

Some wholesome chaggie goodness😌💕