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Danny Wallace

@dannywallace.bsky.social

Writer, author, presenter. Books like Yes Man, Join Me, Somebody Told Me. Radio X, "The Important Broadcast" Assassin's Creed, WSM, a load of other stuff.

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The Important Broadcast Module 418: The History of The Photo Booth Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 08/02/2026 Β· 1h 11m

Today, Producer Joe revealed he'd been on a course to encourage us to "not just colour in between the lines".

So I asked him if he would like me to cross those lines.

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The Important Broadcast Module 417: The Perfect Mission for Steve Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 01/02/2026 Β· 1h 17m

Today's examination of life in 2026 includes a new feature to reassure you that absolutely everything is fine. Also: Melania the Movie, and Where Do You Keep Your Birthday Candles?

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The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 11/01/2026 Β· 1h 18m

You could try this for the first time, or you could just tell yourself you already have enough joy in your life and things will never improve.

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Thank you!!

02.01.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Thank you for sharing! DW (Dionne Warwick)

22.10.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok!

20.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 402: Honk If You Love Pizza Do Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 19/10/2025 Β· 1h 38m

Listen to this while tidying up, fixing a boat or mending a welly.

It takes roughly that amount of time.

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19.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Not at all

08.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 400: The Draughty Chateau Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 05/10/2025 Β· 1h 18m

This week's show involves a terrible situation that happened at a wedding...

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Nice bins, but far too tall

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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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once a year I watch this

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14.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Receipt that says Subtotal: Β£21.50. Spend Β£978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Receipt that says Subtotal: Β£21.50. Spend Β£978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping

05.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.

20.06.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? πŸ€”
A: Trombones. πŸ˜‚πŸŽΆ

08.06.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Comedy Podcast Β· Updated weekly Β· The Great Leader and his I.B.S (Important Broadcast Squad) assemble every Sunday morning from 11am - 1pm! Whether you're filling out your listener pad with this weeks...

Maybe my favourite episode in ages - thanks to listener Ray Boyle and his incredible spooky tale...

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08.06.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring.
Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords!
#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

07.06.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five.

#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

06.06.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Always here for you, Gari! Hope all ok x

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I directly direct you to the word β€˜indirectly’. Let’s see how this works out for you. The Harvest arrives soon.

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Word a good apology for next week.

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β€œCome on.” It’s all about the full stop.

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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 04/05/2025 Β· 1h 8m

We didn’t dedicate today’s show to anyone, so I now decree it is dedicated to my step-godfather, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

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04.05.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode Β· Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Β· 04/05/2025 Β· 1h 8m

A member of the radio show team cancelled at the last minute, so I threw the whole show out. Which meant I ended up talking about plums for one whole hour.

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Thank you. At last.

27.04.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all very unusual, isn’t it?

11.03.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone know what brand this bag is?

27.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Making America grate again

29.01.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

With a TikTok ban looming, I’m putting it out there that I will, for a small fee, send you a 19 second video of me doing a rehearsed dance to a song you’ve never heard of.

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Unbelievably unprincipled cowardice.

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