@dannywallace.bsky.social
Writer, author, presenter. Books like Yes Man, Join Me, Somebody Told Me. Radio X, "The Important Broadcast" Assassin's Creed, WSM, a load of other stuff.
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
05.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 11027 🔁 4474 💬 55 📌 272
once a year I watch this
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Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!
Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping
05.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 134 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 1
A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?
I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.
20.06.2025 13:13 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 0Q: What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? 🤔
A: Trombones. 😂🎶
Maybe my favourite episode in ages - thanks to listener Ray Boyle and his incredible spooky tale...
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Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.
When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring.
Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords!
#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes
Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.
Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.
Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five.
#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes
Always here for you, Gari! Hope all ok x
23.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I directly direct you to the word ‘indirectly’. Let’s see how this works out for you. The Harvest arrives soon.
04.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Word a good apology for next week.
04.05.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Come on.” It’s all about the full stop.
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We didn’t dedicate today’s show to anyone, so I now decree it is dedicated to my step-godfather, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
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A member of the radio show team cancelled at the last minute, so I threw the whole show out. Which meant I ended up talking about plums for one whole hour.
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Thank you. At last.
27.04.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s all very unusual, isn’t it?
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Anyone know what brand this bag is?
27.02.2025 19:09 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0Making America grate again
29.01.2025 09:19 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0With a TikTok ban looming, I’m putting it out there that I will, for a small fee, send you a 19 second video of me doing a rehearsed dance to a song you’ve never heard of.
17.01.2025 19:44 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Unbelievably unprincipled cowardice.
29.01.2025 07:14 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Stood behind a MASSIVE Star Wars fan today
26.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In today's podcast, my plumber texts me about ghosts.
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Tailoring/seamstress people, I have a question. I've got a peacoat/reefer jacket and I really wish it had a pocket on the inside left. It's got a very shallow diagonal pocket inside right but that's not deep enough to put a phone or anything in safely. Is 'adding a pocket' a faff/pricey job?
18.01.2025 19:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
a pic of me with a chimp I am purposefully confusing with Robbie Williams as an example of my impish sense of humour
great pleasure to have a few beers with this guy a few years back and get inside goss on the Take That days etc.
17.01.2025 16:12 — 👍 75 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Every time I get a Meal Deal, when they ring the price up I want to say ‘well, I think we’ve got ourselves a deal!’ and offer a handshake. I’ve not tried it, in my heart I know it wouldn’t go down well.
15.01.2025 13:28 — 👍 238 🔁 10 💬 26 📌 0It felt a little orchestrated… the number of comments from the angry mock-offended seemed far higher than the tweet’s spread would warrant. Oh well!
04.01.2025 09:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wishing you all the very best for the rest of ‘24!
31.12.2024 23:41 — 👍 67 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0
Forgot all about this!
17.12.2024 22:54 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
‘Nugget’ is such a nice name for a small yellow car.
17.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0A gift from Listener Sharon - M&S Belgians! I thought Joe polished them off but am delighted you did!
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