RAT QUEEN
ROACH GODDESS
NIFFTY WILL COMMAND LEGIONS TO RESCUE KING ROACH ALASTOR
#hazbins2spoilers #hazbinhotels2 #hazbinhotelspoilers
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RAT QUEEN
ROACH GODDESS
NIFFTY WILL COMMAND LEGIONS TO RESCUE KING ROACH ALASTOR
#hazbins2spoilers #hazbinhotels2 #hazbinhotelspoilers
#hazbinhotelseason2
12.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 186 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 0#HazbinHotelSpoilers Thinking about how Alastor is genuinely like, in my opinion, the most joyful we have seen him this whole show in the latest two episodes… He loves it… He loves being at V Tower… Every day he's excited to wake up and mess with Vox's head and freewheel around in his swivel chair…
13.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Love the thought of Vox bringing Val bc he knows he’s hispanic but didn’t tell him his plan at all so when he just pulled out this fuckass bullshit Valentino realized his partner’s actually an idiot
13.11.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone save him 😭
13.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 79 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 1Oh no why are horrible people doing awful shit in my horrible people do awful shit™ show oh no ! I'll have to cry scream and shit my diapers I could never have seen this coming !
13.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0How it feels knowing Husk will not be seeing Angel at the hotel tonight...
#spoilers #hazbinhotel
You can’t say that you’re going to kill half the fandom
13.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been staring at this for one thousand hours,, he's so mad...
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
Fighting the autistic desire to forfeit nearly 1K so I can stay home and write this thread..................... life is so unfair................why can't writing conspiratorial hazbin threads be my job................
13.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0If I was Vox and I fumbled Val I'd simply kill myself
You have AAAALL THAT and you want the thing that looks like jack Skellington fucked Bambi's mother gtfoh
I'm still fucking flabbergasted how Vox is obsessed with ALASTOR of all people when he has THIS to come home to!!!! VOX YOU DO NOT DESERVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
13.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 126 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0And and and Vox Populi deadass means “voice of the people” / “the people’s voice“ in Latin this motherfuckin asshole had this shit planned
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2spoilers #hazbinhotels2
The only way I can cope with episodes 5 & 6 is by drawing Vault beat the shit out of Vox I’m sorry that’s the only way (Vault is making Vox worse)
13.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall are laughing but I’m pretty sure Alastors plan is to get the Vees more estranged by pressuring Vox into impressing him by forcing his partners below himself so they’re weak and I think that’s fucking terrifying foresight on his part
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2spoilers #hazbinhotels2
Oh my god that's why Val was so insistent on Angel going back to the studio before Poison and then let him do whatever whenever he wanted........
12.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And if I said Valentino was hypersexual and Vox knows it and uses it to his advantage by giving him small scraps of sexual attention to keep him in line and underneath him and there fore fucking with Val’s self image
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2spoilers
This still hasn’t changed, huh. Literally threw himself at Vox at the beginning of 2x5 with that ass wiggle and got cockblocked by Alastor, and then almost got laid in 2x6 until Velvette and Alastor interrupted. This man’s dick is going to fall off if he doesn’t get some tail soon.
13.11.2025 11:15 — 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0The concept of Angel feeling like he's only a sex toy that Val can use whenever he wants and then throw away when Vox pays attention to him again
12.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 25 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Wild that people look at my name and icon and posts and still think “it’s a good idea to come onto this post and insult Valentino” as if I’m not just going to immediately dropkick them into a volcano (block them)
13.11.2025 08:14 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0WHAT IS THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION BITCH
13.11.2025 06:21 — 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0Before ep5: LUCIFER COME SAFE ALASTOR😭
After ep5: ALASTOR COME SAFE LUCIFER😭😭😭😭
I really liked episode 04 📺🦌💘
#HazbinHotelFanart #radiosilence #radiostatic
Me after episodes 5-6 of hazbin season 2
I am unwell :’’’’))))))
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2
I can’t believe we have two more episodes then have to wait a year+ for more 😭😭😭
#hazbinhotel
The concept of Val feeling like he's only a sex toy that Vox can use whenever he needs something and then hide away like he's something shameful because of his "image"
12.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 138 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 3The way Val didn't even try to touch Angel when he stepped out of the taxi is fucking me up he's so pissed
12.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 80 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1He really does not wanna share his toy lol
#hazbinhotel #spoilers
I AM delusional 😔
13.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0