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"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.

"Create an account to continue" Why? So you can record unnecessary info & then send me an email in 2 months like "OOPS our definitely secure the whole time database got hacked! Hope those 2 articles you read were worth it. I'd change a few passwords + your home address. Also here's some spam."

I would rather die than create an account to continue

when you are a dumb person this post must hit extremely hard

STOP DOING OFFICES meme

getting into this template

A pigeon with four heads, two sets of wings with eyes on them, and three feet holds a hotdog in its beak and a beer can in its claw.

In other sticker news, Biblically Accurate Pigeon.

Akiyama smoking a cigarette and looking directly in the direction of my pet pigeon, who is standing in front of the TV and looking up at him

“Tell me about it, Belzy”

new hair ✨️

A person with long, wavy hair with their back turned to the camera. They have blue roots and green tips.

Kelpie hair 💚💙

Gay bar night in St. Pete with my wife and our friend :)

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny

"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap

a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"

dudes rock

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

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Sushi from the fully vegan restaurant, House of Vegano!
10/10. Best food in the county.
I ordered for pickup so please excuse the atrocious lighting.

Male cardinal

Young female red-bellied woodpecker

Started off my lovely wife's birthday right by taking her birdwatching!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🌰🥜🌰🪶

pictures from a pizza party i witnessed early one morning on the great highway in san francisco #birds

photo of a steller's jay looking straight into the camera, they have two peanuts in their beak.

I was late filling feeders & putting out peanuts this morning

I was "greeted" by 15 SCREAMING Steller's Jays closing in on me like I was a Pygmy Owl...

I scattered some extra peanuts for my own personal safety.

#birds #becurious

And here's the video of my most exciting nature encounter this year. I doubt I'll ever see anything like this again. It was breathtaking.

(Pileated Woodpeckers having a duel)
#birds 🌿

Black-capped chickadee hanging below a twig. Yellow text across the top of the pic reads, "Hang in there, Baby"

Thursday motivation 🪶

New hair, New piercings, New me.

Hello!
My fiancé is out of work, and the holidays are coming, so please consider commissioning me if you can!

I do people and pets! Flexible with pricing and style.

WE GOT MARRIED 10-28-23 AT BIRD ISLAND IN SAN FRANCISCO

A gray and white Canada Jay perches on a terra-cotta dish and eyes the photographer warily.

A gray and white Canada Jay perches on a terra-cotta dish and looks straight at the photographer.

A special friend dropped by while I was working on the deck this afternoon. While chickadees, nuthatches, and blue jays commonly stop by for a bite, the Canada Jays don’t usually come when I’m sitting there. It was pretty exciting to have one this close. 🪶🌿