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Joshua

@scarritt.bsky.social

Scruffy aging nerd. Cat parent. AuDHD - Agender - Omnisexual he/they - Columbus

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when you knew the book was gonna be ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a little girl in a pink shirt is hugging a monster from monsters inc. ALT: a little girl in a pink shirt is hugging a monster from monsters inc.

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

06.03.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The number of times I've grabbed a hot oven rack or loaf frame at work. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I hope your hand heals soon.

06.03.2026 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅณ

06.03.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A passenger on the bus has a Buckeye Donuts box, and now I want some.๐Ÿ˜ข

06.03.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hi. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

06.03.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You tease.๐Ÿ˜ญ But you're looking great, as always. ๐Ÿ˜

06.03.2026 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why are you telling us about changes related to iOS in the update info for the Android version?

06.03.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're fun. ๐Ÿ˜Š Kinda like Monster Hunter Pokรฉmon.

06.03.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It might be time to chop my hair off earlier than I was planning. It's so damn muggy at work tonight. ๐Ÿฅต

06.03.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call them coffee biscuits or something. ๐Ÿ˜

06.03.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see something.๐Ÿ˜

06.03.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm upset that there's a filmed version you can stream, but it's only on Prime. ๐Ÿ˜ก

06.03.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Macbeth.

06.03.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.03.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I laugh at all the new things I see with protein added.

05.03.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are so fucking good.

05.03.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EMRE.

05.03.2026 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy sh*t๐Ÿ˜ฎ

05.03.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh, that sounds interesting. ๐Ÿค”

05.03.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look comfy. ๐Ÿ˜Š

05.03.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're only 2 hours away from me! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

05.03.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope your recovery goes smoothly! ๐Ÿคžโค๏ธ

05.03.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're high up on the list of people I'd expect to make a joke about injuring myself from masturbating. ๐Ÿ˜

05.03.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is nice about my line of work. But the downside is coming back to your area being FUBAR because you're the only one who does things correctly.๐Ÿ™ƒ

05.03.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you ever think about how the name Prius sounds like pussy and penis at the same time

04.03.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fun thing about working a food service job is you can't wear a wrist brace without it getting complicated/annoying.

And before anyone tries to get cute, it's not the hand I use to jack off.

04.03.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, Nono was also a boxer.

04.03.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I remember my mom telling me is he worked for Sherwin Williams for decades until he was laid off.

Don't know what my father's father did, but my adopted stepdad's dad (my Nono) ran a hero shop in CT with my Noni.

04.03.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was legitimately the best thing about that movie.

04.03.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0