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No! No this is NOT good information! This is an old meme that has been disproven over and over again. This meme will end your life functions. Call 911! Let them trace you! That's what they do!

No! No this is NOT good information! This is an old meme that has been disproven over and over again. This meme will end your life functions. Call 911! Let them trace you! That's what they do!

Absolutely do not change your voicemail greeting if you're lost without service A rescue team explains why the viral tip is bad advice.

Don't pass it along. If you're stranded and have low battery, dial 9-1-1. Don't wait for someone to try to call you.

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@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍

I'm sure I'm far from the first person posting this, but my friend originally came up with this sketch for Mr Show so I feel justified.

A billboard that says "cover your home in a dick ... esurance" - It's supposed to say "click" but the font letters are too close together

My HOA says no

The sun decided to throw shade at a painting on our wall. #Sunset #Nature
(Real thing, can happen a couple times a year when everything lines up just right.)

Two pictures of the same dog, a tan Labrador, as a puppy and a napping senior, on the same couch in the same pose, ten years apart.

Calvin and the #10YearChallenge
New blanket, new pillow, same good dog.
#MrCalvin #DogsOfBluesky #BlueskyDogs #Dogs

(I swear, this was directly under your post on my timeline)

@herne.bsky.social‬
I smell a Kickstarter…

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share this far & wide. MISINFORMATION at CDC is spreading throughout our country & most people have no clue. Please stay updated & bookmark this page for your health & well-being.➡️ www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

Dizzy with glizzys: hotdog spill on Pennsylvania highway leaves motorists steamed Crews worked to clean up strewn links which led to morning traffic being snagged in chain reaction

Anyway. We learned there are people walking among us who call hot dogs glizzys and they could be sitting beside you right now.

"I can tell you personally, hot dogs are very slippery," the fire chief said. "I did not know that."

Crews were stuck with a job they did not relish - rolling up the scattered tube steaks for disposal. "Once those leave the truck and hit the road, that's all garbage, and it's still pretty warm," Shrewsbury Fire Company Chief Brad Dauberman said.

There are still journalists out there doing the good works.

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare A truckload of hot dogs has spilled across a Pennsylvania highway after a crash, clogging the road toward the end of the morning rush hour.

The whole thing is a work of art.

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

It’s @barackobama.bsky.social Birthday 🎉 Let’s get it trending please #BaracksBirthday 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁

a man with a surprised look on his face is peeking through a doorway . ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is peeking through a doorway .

My tribunal taking a careful look.

Bad Selfies: 6 Places Not to Pose in Yellowstone Ouch! Here's how to take pain-free photos.

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