Valorie @val-official - Bluesky Profile

So, ChatGPT's solution is to break it 🤔

01.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dang...

01.07.2025 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today had a copper golem because of its cuteness, and I noticed it moving my stuff from my storage chest to a regular chest, and turns out the "gold" was actually a copper alloy.
How can I shut it down?

01.07.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!! 🎉 🎉🎉

25.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It's May 25th.

24.05.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww

19.05.2025 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why me?
Wait... YOU LEAKED CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!!!

19.05.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is also uncomfortable, as I am already uncomfortable as I started appearing on the media, via teasers.

13.05.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's the best prank to pull up to my cousin?

13.05.2025 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

This is literally what I saw.

16.04.2025 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I and my friend were fortunate enough to finish watching the film and yes, the vindicators were kicked out.

14.04.2025 14:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watched "A Minecraft Movie", and overall I would give a 7.5/10, if it wasn't the 2 vindicators who LITERALLY brought a REAL CHICKEN JOKEY to the theater.

14.04.2025 14:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Huh?

08.04.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SIII-

08.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, that was in my masculine phase.

08.04.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if I told you that I like cinnamon?

16.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box . ALT: a cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box .

I have a second opportunity!

10.03.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooh... A worthy opponent! 👀

27.02.2025 20:16 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

1.35?

25.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Nordsee ♥️

11.02.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DELETE THIS NOW!

27.01.2025 10:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Capitalism is forcing already retired people to work again, which happened to me yesterday...

26.01.2025 10:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I HAVE PLAYED THIS MISSION BEFORE!"

10.01.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room . ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .

They wouldn't like this joke tho.

21.12.2024 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@aililyn.bsky.social I'm sorry if I hurt you with that one comment.

21.12.2024 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I saw the podium, I thought you were a bot

20.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

20.12.2024 20:49 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

He's definitely loyal to me.

20.12.2024 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think he's cheating on me.

20.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He has been on his phone and he's not listening to me.

20.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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