CycloneBrownie

Thanks, but no thaaaaaaanks

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!

You can still find me as a permanent co-host on tVOCFB - The Biggest 12 with Clint Foster every (almost) Tuesday night between 6-7pm CT. You can also follow all of us WRNL staffers and what is next in our chapter on our Discord! Check it out, stay awhile. discord.gg/czGSpBE58M

Well folks. Time for the official name change. As you may (or may not) have heard, the WRNL staff is leaving SBNation and moving on to greener pastures. WRNL will still exist under the SBNation umbrella, but our crew will be rebranding and sharing more details in the future.

Oh, Shedeur Sanders? I didn't know either. 🤷‍♂️

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Me with all the KSU crash out today

This is what happens when you let a RB be your QB. EL OH EL ISU 1-0

A graphic of all teams that have a win in Big 12 play

KSU right now!

I'm not saying this is an ugly ass game, but we are definitely setting the bar VERY low for the rest of the season

Why did my "KSU first TD made by a running back" bet go through? Avery is a RUNNING BACK

What was the total yardage and why did I not bet my mortgage on the under?

Imagine pitching the ball on the 1 yard line. In the rain. When you have 4 tightends that can all block and NOT qb sneak...

If Iowa State wins today - I will not be silenced. If they lose, I'm muting all SM for a week.

Nah, the leaked code is the code that BGB uses for all their graphics. So we totally know it's credible /s

So the Selection Committee is now going to use a computer to help balance SoS and give more clarity on good and bad losses? Wild. I don't think I ever heard of this advanced technology before! /s

Corn-fed meat > "grass-fed" meat
Controls weather > bum of a crop that everyone can grow
Actual large science field in hybrids > just a boring ass single crop with minimal hybrids that aren't even fully implemented in modern farming
Give HS Kids Summer Employment > Bums in seats

🌽>🌾 Examples
Corn tortillas > Flour tortillas
Cornflakes > Wheaties
Tortillas chips > WheatThins
Popcorn > Saltines
Doritos > "Fried Flour" Chips
Used for Fuel > Can't be used for fuel
18.6 Billion in exports > 8.5 Billion in exports
Continuous Growth > Rapid Decline

Hey food service friends - how many of you are actually reporting cash tips? Because I can tell you for a FACT I'm not reporting ANY cash. Especially a *stares close* 3ish dollar tip LMFAO

Why aren't they using their school colors?!

Yeah, super easy when you have the worst SOS by the end of the season lmfao. Not helping your point in the West being absolute dog shit.

I'm old enough to remember how Hawkeyes constantly deflect for benefiting from a weak ass division and lose every big game they ever played that wasn't a "rivalry" and then talk about every other team that isn't involved in the discussion to create a false sense of superiority.

You're arguing with a Hawkeye fan that had the benefit of playing in the shittiest division of all of P5 history. Worse than the Big 12 North when K-State ruled over the rest just to get walloped by Texas or OU. Which oddly sounds like Iowa going 10-2 and then not scoring a point against Michigan.

Uh....duh? But...funny part about this is Iowa will need to stop cheating by getting illegally eligible punters.

How you spent more than that to get it. Oh. Sucks to suck. Maybe don't buy 50 of them at $100 just to see the market drop for it. Fucking dick. Let the people who want it for their PC buy up the stock they want....

You know what genuinely pisses me off? Scalpers in the TCG world. Like homie, you're a sports cards scalper trying to tell someone to go off eBay current listing for Pokémon? 1.) Use TCG 2.) Always go off last sold. You think I was born yesterday? When I know what it's worth and you bitch about

And in the words of my favorite priest growing up - "A poor, homeless, or humble man with nothing to show is far closer to God than someone who claims to be religious."

Leo seems to be wanting to continue that direction, which is great news. If you start bringing in your political bullshit into religion, then it was never about your religious views - it was about you repressing others while claiming it to be God's work.

first communion and confirmation. I took some theology classes that required reading multiple religious tasks and the way the Catholic Church handled the child sexual assault cases is what really pushed me away. Francis did have great pushes towards modernizing the church.

of sitting down with the Bible and going through it with notes and all these other things. You went to class, you learned about what will be covered in church and its importance on why it was going to be covered. I can tell you that the only times I opened a Bible for Catholic purposes was