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about Kansas 🌾🌾

28.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

why was I at the gay club finding out we’re at war with Iran 🤨

28.02.2026 11:24 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reviewing looks from the state of the union 😭

26.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

fuck it my religion is whatever the ramblings are on the side of my dr bronners 18-in-1 pure-castile magic soap bottle

14.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reviewing the Turning Point USA “All-American Halftime Show” 🏈

10.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Reviewing the Olympic opening ceremony 🇮🇹

07.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Omg wait they’re playing football at the bad bunny concert?

07.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never want to hear a conservative use the phrase “safe space” ever again

03.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reviewing the 2026 Grammy’s red carpet 🌟

02.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Reviewing looks from the “Melania” red carpet 🖤

30.01.2026 07:15 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This man is handing out citizenship cards like he’s gd Willie Wonka 🙄

29.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

now I know all the words to super bass for NOTHING 😭

28.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need every gay bar to remove Nicki from their playlist ASAP 🤢

28.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

reviewing the soon-to-be-released amazon film “melania” ⭐️

28.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2

I cannot stop staring at this gold plated Board of Peace logo that for some reason seizes the entire Greater Toronto Area and erases the border with Mexico

27.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications

27.01.2026 05:57 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

are the eggs cheaper yet

26.01.2026 18:50 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

The Rose Garden? Ohh you mean 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷

13.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nobody warned me growing up just how hard it would be to find the perfect bucket and mop

12.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah yes my favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said “shoot thy neighbor in the face” ❤️

09.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve had more threatening encounters than that while walking through the Trader Joe’s parking lot and somehow I managed to survive without shooting the driver repeatedly in the face

08.01.2026 06:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why is the vibe in modern dessert stores always so harsh and sanitized…I just wanna sit comfortably in a cozy spot eating a sundae, not propped up on a tiny stool at a white marble table underneath 8000K flood lights with Dance Monkey playing way too loud in the background

29.12.2025 02:53 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just got an AI generated TikTok ad for strip steaks being sold on Temu and I’m scared

28.12.2025 17:34 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners

15.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99

14.11.2025 06:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”

30.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

am i having a stroke

27.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀

22.10.2025 06:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what if the government never reopens lol

16.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sweeping cat litter off the floor

12.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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