connor clary

so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners

so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”

am i having a stroke

reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀

what if the government never reopens lol

sweeping cat litter off the floor

my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn

kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it

I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)

whoever is playing the distant 80s sax tunes in the background of this entire new doja cat album…I hope ur having an amazing day

can someone keep my tamagotchi alive if I get raptured

rules for the rapture 🔥

ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD STAT!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’1

this is where you can find me

making ceramic ring holders 💍

is this melania or some kind of ancient demon haunting donald trump

reviewing pumpkin spice products that need to be stopped 🎃

who the fuck ordered the pumpkin spice iphone

it’s kinda awesome that there’s an animal where when it gets mad it just fucking sticks a needle in you

this year’s song of the summer is Ambient White Noise For Sleep (10 hrs)

with of course the most recent comment being nine years old

chatgpt is cool and all but nothing will ever beat the euphoric experience of finding someone on yahoo answers asking for advice on your exact same, extremely niche situation

Taylor Swift engaged, pumpkin spice latte season begins, trump’s hand is falling off….

should I go all in on the halloween decor review videos this year 👀

reviewing the cracker barrel rebrand ⭐️

every cracker barrel should hire an old white man to sit outside and indiscriminately scream slurs at every patron who enters the building

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY TRANSGENDER!

reviewing unhinged tr*mp merch from his *official* store 😳

making spoon rests 🥄