connor clary

reviewing unhinged tr*mp merch from his *official* store 😳

making spoon rests 🥄

trump’s official merch store is taking a strangely erotic turn

bring back real men! put on the wigs!

“men used to go to war” ok and men used to put on powdered wigs and stockings to drink wine with their buddies so

reject modernity (labubu) embrace tradition (uglydolls)

I have no thoughts today just Addison

Elon Musk: the president is a pedophile!
also Elon: who I elected into office and kept in the presence of my four year old child!

why is she here

adult life is just a neverending cycle of buying more salsa because you have leftover chips and then buying more chips because you have leftover salsa

So does Jubilee whack their participants in the head with a baseball bat and inject them with steroids before every video or do these people actually think this way

this also goes for those of you who only knock off 10-15% of the original price…I need your junk to be at LEAST 50% off!! If I wanted to drop a band on a sofa I’d walk my ass into west elm and buy it myself!

people who try to charge full price for their used furniture on facebook marketplace are a threat to soul of humanity and should be excommunicated from civil society

the rapture will now be held at the Chicago Bean

midwestern pope like p’ope let me scoot right past ya

do u guys think all the popes are gossiping about each other at their sleepover rn 👀

I’m not even catholic and I’m dyingggg to know what the popes are doing in there like omg the drama

omg so basically the cardinals are all having a big sleepover

I’m convinced every time you click “not interested” on an Instagram Reel it actually just shows you more of that content because WHY am I still cursed with videos of men dunking their face in ice water

wtf is melania up to I haven’t seen her since she rolled up to the inauguration dressed like the babadook

Has anyone else experienced the tyranny of Da Bird cat toys because my cat has never been the same since I bought one and it’s Ruining My Life

he looks like he needs to go potty

nobody:
covid.gov: LAB🧍🏼‍♂️LEAK

My favorite thing about living in New Orleans is discovering all the random holidays people made up here, like wdym this weekend is “gay easter” 😭

Aww ur measly little American business can’t compete on a global scale? Have you tried pulling urself up by ur bootstraps??🙄

wait I just realized the tariffs are basically DEI for American businesses lmao

I love paying my taxes, especially when I know that it’s going towards something good—like healthcare! Oh wait

Had a rly raw, intimate moment today between me and freetaxusa…she took everything from me…

clairo pretty girl ft. bernie WHENNN

I don’t want Coachella to end I’m having too much fun watching the influencers go off while I lay in bed at 10pm