Mistress J

a man is holding a squirtle in his arms . ALT: a man is holding a squirtle in his arms .

You are not alone. Texting presently to check in on u (so check yo phone!) 💙

and nooow that I'm back, headin' over here in a few minutes to chatty chat in celebratory glee for fellow March Mistress Ookami's Birthaversary stream!

a little girl from despicable me is holding a piece of paper and saying sorry . ALT: a little girl from despicable me is holding a piece of paper and saying sorry .

Whelp, I did it again. Didn't mean to, but went MIA for another couple. Had INTENDED to be back streaming last month, but horrid living conditions & life stuff keep kicking up. Hopefully back in gear, though much RL stuff to do to get out of situation may keep me overly busy causing random MIA.

Umaru exclaiming "Nothing says ringing in the New Year like cola!"

Happy New Year all!
Sorry I couldn't stream- just way too much getting all the PC stuff re-set up from scratch again. Whelp, 2025 was garbage & I already don't have much hope for January. But what will be shall be & hopefully can get some streaming in b4 the fit hits the shan!

Sorry, been offline for a while - much crap been going on. I'm as ok as can be for now, I guess lol. Sorry so late getting back to you.

a cartoon girl wearing a bear hat is screaming Alt: Umaru chan in "gremlin form" distressed screaming with chaotic animated background.

Ok-been MIA since Oct due to plethora of living situation stuff, then PC other drive died/replace/tech stuff-so been dealing with much crap in addition to medical-so just been offline. Back up, but not sure can get streaming stuff all set up by 2nite. If not, will asap. I'm SO sry it's been so long.

It irks me when people say "Ash didn't even care cause he was late getting his 1st pokemon". He was dreaming hard & threw his alarm clock as a pokeball & broke it in his sleep!

Yesterday's outages were just a small systems test from Skynet. No cause for concern.

Sonic Racing Crossworlds cap of title and Joker character.

Yay tomorrow #SonicRacingCrossWorlds is giving us back Tuxedo Mask! 😜 (Been missing my car wings from network test!)

Then "Joker-fest" event begins Thurs 23rd at 8pm ET thru Sun 26th ending at 8pm ET.

If you know me, you know just how greatly I appreciate this one...

belle from beauty and the beast is wearing a green dress and earrings and has a bow in her hair . Alt: gif of Belle from animated Beauty and the Beast raising an eyebrow.

Streaming service ads be like "scan code to add this random thing to your cart for $299.99!" and I'm like, bytch if I can't even front for the extra 3 bucks a month to not see your ads in the first place.... 🙄

Stream is unfortunately not working out, OBS and gameplay are not playing nice, but! I will be recording my time with the game (it’s turned into a spooky girls night recording 🤭) and I’ll have the vid up on the YouTube channel within the next few days.

screenshot of Tails from sonic racing, hovering over rainbow and waterfall car design.

Sonic holding his arm upnumber one from sonic racing, screen cap in blue car with face design.

It's like people are just now discovering u can blow up stickers since the minecraft dlc or something. Behold! The power was in u all along! Don't let a square kart be your only canvas!
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds
(not sure if qualifies for #Picnanigans, but I put thought into getting pose shots so...)

two women are standing next to each other in a hallway and one of them is saying `` love ya '' . Alt: Regina George from Mean Girls going "Love ya" and blowing kisses

Thank you everyone who came out tonight! I hope yas had a grool time! Special thanks again to @mistressookami.bsky.social for a fetch Girls night!

aaaand WE'RE LIVE!
twitch.tv/themistressj

We got about a half hourish slight delay due to sudden something popping up. BUT we are still GO for tonight! See you at about 7:30pm-ish cst for a grool October 3rd Riffnanigans!
twitch.tv/themistressj

title card with silhouette of 4 girls in shades of pink & sparklies, advertising Riffnanigans for October 3rd at 7pm cst, twitch.tv/themistressj with MJ and Ookami

It's October 3rd, and me & @mistressookami.bsky.social are having a Girls night!
Tonight at 7pm cst, we hope grood timez will be had by all!
So *beep* "Get in loser, we're goin' riffing!" 😉
twitch.tv/themistressj

split screen meme of button choice but guy hits both, with labels of sonic racing crossworlds & mario kart world, giving thumbs up in bottom panel.

Towlie meme from south park saying "i choose... i choose... both!"

😝
#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #MarioKartWorld

a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson saying it 's going on Alt: Homer Simpson stepping in antsy state telling Marge, "It's going on right now and I'm missing it!"

#NintendoSwitch ppl left out being the only platform who doesn't get #SonicRacingCrossWorlds early access preorder perk:

King of the Hill crew on fishing boat with Hank holding up his special "bait".

Started long overdo #KingOfTheHill rewatch and just had this ep on today! Poor lil fishies gettin drugged by Hank Hillsenberg! He Baiting Bad! 😆

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other and talking . Alt: road to el dorado gif of characters discussing/saying, "both?" "both." "both." "both is good."

You can like 2 things, why's it gotta be an either or? Both #MarioKartWorld & #SonicRacingCrossworlds are fun! Both games have certain features the other lacks. I def think there are some things to tweak in MKW, but I don't think Sonic leaves it unplayable now. It's just new & shiny (& super fast!)

a man in a black hat is standing next to a large piece of meat . Alt: Rocky punching slabs of meat

Shame on you, Rock, for your incredibly unsanitary meat handling practices!.. mooo... I mean, boooo!

Have sooo many silly pics for posts been sittin' on-since so much been making me MIA this year, but I shall try not to bombard. Was cleanin out some & got to those from Februrary before urge overtook. I do believe they were saved with the same "immediately came to mind silly caption" intentions tho.

Cardboard box "robot" resembling ED209 from RoboCop, with a cat sitting top center looking in control.

"Surrender the tuna. You have 10 seconds to comply."

A brown horse licking a golden retriever dog.

When Bojack & Mr. Peanutbutter had too much to drink...

2 kittens in a toy car "standing through sun roof", with one looking like it's yelling out to off camera.

"Get in bytches, we're going shopping!"

It was my understanding that Jeremiah was a bullfrog....