Spider-Boy flipping in the air
Spider-Boy delivering a flying kick
Spider-Boy shouting towards the viewer with fangs out
Recently scooped up Marvel Legends Spider-Boy! I’m not too familiar with the character but the chunky sneakers and extra eyes really sold me.
#toyphotography
McDonald’s Changeables are back! They’re a bit more cutesy than they were but a transforming burger is a transforming burger.
#toycollecting
It’s cold as shit where I am so here’s Page-Punchers Mr. Freeze.
#toyphotography
I’m genuinely begging for Hollywood to stop making mummy movies and just make one singular Black Lagoon reboot.
14.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stills from the film “The Thing” where the main character states “Nobody trusts anybody now. And we’re all very tired”
05.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Freddy Fazbear? How about we turn off the game and go get some Freddy Fresh-Air? Okay champ?
24.12.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Billy the Puppet from the “Saw” films
“You are doing nothing but waiting for the balloon. Not only would missing again make the challenge even harder, but it's your only form of entertainment”
22.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A frame from the movie “Subservience” where Megan Fox’s mouth glows with UV light
The animatronic Toy Chica from the movie “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2”
If I had a nickel for every time Megan Fox played an overly-gendered robot with a freaky mouth I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
20.12.2025 07:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Disclosure Day looks really interesting but also the popping sounds in the trailer make me feel like I’m gonna hurl
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Jawliet laying down while looking into the distance
Jawliet perched in a sitting position on top of a clear cube
Jawliet holding itself up howling with its eye glowing
Jawliet skidding to a stop with laser pointed towards the viewer
“Guard Dog”
#toyphotography with Jawliet from BeastBox
An oversized version of the Hot Wheels car “Bone Shaker”
The same toy in its robot mode, the decepticon “Bone Shaker”
My fiancé got me Bone Shaker as an early Christmas gift and he’s my new best friend (please excuse my horrific desk) #toyphotography
05.12.2025 12:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still frame from the fake podcast ads
“Get this bro, the world is a vampire”
“No way dude!”
“Yes man, sent to drain. Secret destroyers hold you up to flames.”
“Oh, and what do you get for all your pain?”
“Betrayed desires and a piece of game.”
Chester Cheetah waving the viewer towards him brandishing a katana
“Hands off the cheese” #toyphotography
29.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Ghost of Christmas Present with Mamdani’s face poorly pasted over his
And The Ghost of Christmas Present is an oversized Mamdani
23.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An action figure of the Marvel character Crystar reclined at a desk
Crystar is beat from helping me out with a project. #toyphotography
18.11.2025 20:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NYT headline “Mamdani Isn’t the Future of Democrats. This Guy Is.” edited with a photo of Neil Breen
17.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just make it exist, you can make it good later.
#pixelart #ドット絵
I’m holding off on celebrating until Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day
10.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here’s a little Usagi Yojimbo sketch from work today, the much overlooked pal of the ninja turtles.
10.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I see someone glaze Knives Out or it’s sequels I delay watching any of them by one (1) decade.
08.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just got a couple Plunderlings I ordered and you know I had to make them a little boat to sail on. My first home brew D&D game was fantasy pirates so I’ve always been partial to goblins on a boat. #toyphotography
06.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I tried to google Jeremy Bentham but couldn’t remember his name and the dipshit AI seriously thought there was a chance I was thinking of the forgotten cartoon “Turbo Teen” about a kid who turns into a car.
28.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really enjoyed Let’s Go but I can’t justify spending triple A money on a game that doesn’t bother animating certain things and hasn’t updated the art style at all since the Obama administration. Especially when the game is from the highest grossing franchise there is.
19.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saw this at Walmart today and I think the Xenomorph really is gonna get a Monster Cereal before The Creature does.
Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social
YouTube seems to be down, it’s finally time to retreat to my physical media bunker and never emerge.
15.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A blurry POV of Doom Guy winding up to punch the viewer
Pokémon fans the moment you criticize the highest grossing franchise on the planet (you said the new mega forms look kind of silly)
15.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Robot Reaper action figure pointing towards the camera homding a scythe
Robot Reaper figure holding up its scythe hand attachment
Robot Reaper holding a floppy disk labeled “people to delete”
Robot Reaper is another killer figure from @officialsuper7.bsky.social (pun intended). Since I got it I’ve been wondering if there’s some inspiration from Halloween animatronics here. #toyphotography
13.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every complaint I’ve ever heard about the Mutant Mayhem ninja turtles is so easily answered with “the turtles are teenagers”. Of course Donatello doesn’t have a problem with AI, he’s literally 15.
08.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An action figure of Franken Berry waving at the camera
An action figure of Franken Berry holding a box of Franken Berry cereal
Jada Toys’ Franken Berry is a childhood dream come true, I genuinely remember asking my mom if there were Monster Cereal toys and to my dismay there were not… back then. #toyphotography
08.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0