Sentient Ball of RNA

Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth.

The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs.

Both have been thanked for their service.

I, for one, am tired of being told by Christian theocratic fascists that I, a Jew and an immigrant, am not a real citizen of this country.

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

It's like nobody has seen any of the many photographs available of our guys in WW2. Hell, even Vietnam photos depict tons of skinny dudes, as many kids that age are.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

I actually gasped.

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

it doesn’t take a whole lot to recognize that this is a vote that’s going to be hung around your neck for the rest of your careers

you can just not do it, it’s pretty easy actually

I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.so... • 3h Who got us into "a situation like this?" Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com • 4h Comer on "boots on the ground" in Iran: "Sometimes that's unavoidable in a situation like this"

Sometimes one can only look at a post and marvel.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

LIEU: Did Amalia commit a crime?

NOEM: She did not. She's with her family

LIEU: The reason she's with her family is because she almost died in ICE detention until folks brought a lawsuit forcing her release

Raskin: Based on what you know today, were Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?

Noem: What happened was an absolute tragedy.

Raskin: Were they domestic terrorists?

Noem: My condolences to their families

Raskin: You lied about them.

again, if we've been at war for 50 years then bill barr needs to go to prison for treason. I don't make the rules! bsky.app/profile/donm...

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

A press release announcing that the Secretary of Energy will be holding a press conference at the site of the currently closed Indian Point nuclear power plant.

Looks like the Department of Energy is going to agitate to reopen Indian Point, which is just up the Hudson from NYC.

It’s very hard to pick a single passage to give you a sense of just how fucked up this is.

Hello, I need the biggest Fell for It Again Award you've got

This sounds silly but it is the emotional core of maga. You don’t like me? Obviously some vast conspiracy is responsible bsky.app/profile/ster...

Should start calling this stuff "The DOGE Effect"

Eh, there are tracks on Siamese Dream and Melancholy that go incredibly hard, no matter how stupid Billy Corgan is. Rage did go hard on every track, though.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

What's shameful is: Speaker Johnson is not loyal to the constitution of the United States. He should be investigated for falsely swearing his oath of office

I voted in Dallas County today. The texas.gov site wouldn't tell me where to go, so I went to where I voted in the '24 presidential election. They said I was at the wrong place, and gave me the address I needed to go to. That place then informed me I had to go somewhere else.

I have serious doubts that anyone in the institutions at this point, in positions where that would matter, have the evaluation capabilities for that moment.

just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights