Sentient Ball of RNA

Coming soon: “All I Wanted To Do Is Watch Children Cry As I Handcuffed Their Mothers And Threw Them Into Unmarked Vans To Be Sent To Torture Camps. Now Hollywood Won’t HIre Me For More Straight-To-Streaming B-Movies. This Is My Story.”

The FBI director, attorney general, going to the VPs house to discuss how to handle the pimp and coconspirator of the president's sex trafficker friend is not how sci-fi movies envisioned the future.

it has been said over and over but it’s worth reiterating in the face of this horrifying decision: RFK is quite literally joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer

So @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy is now state run TV. Congratulations, you’re no better than RT.
#BeRudeToFascists
#FuckCensorship
#HomeOfTheBrave

well well well

Look, we’re not gonna be able to rebuild this capability in the next democratic admin, this is basically a generational problem to fix now. But, ruining the lives of the people who did this, and everybody who hung onto it to be close to power?

Revenge is very much something that we can do.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

We’ve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and it’s being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isn’t even nihilism, it’s outright worship of death and human suffering.

If Joe Biden was “just taking a little walk” on the White House roof there would be impeachment proceedings and Jake Tapper would be writing a book.

popular anti-fascism as taxpayer revolt...might have some legs

American climate journalist Alec Luhn missing on Norwegian glacier A search is underway for award-winning climate journalist Alec Luhn, a Wisconsin native, who is missing on a Norwegian glacier.

I’m sharing this hoping that someone hiking the same route in Norway might see this. Let’s find @alecluhn.bsky.social!

The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined.

The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.

Any Dems who don’t have this attitude should exit politics now:

Q: Why did you cut snap and health care research?

Rep. Flood: We do not have unlimited money in the United States.

[Crowd booing]

They'd be mad if only they could read this skeet.

How a Christian college ministry glorified a sex offender and enabled him to keep abusing students Daniel Savala urged generations of Chi Alpha members to get naked in his Houston sauna. Why did Assemblies of God pastors keep bringing teenagers to his home?

This was just published today. If you don't think patriarchal churches aren't just attracting predators but actively enabling and protecting them, you just aren't paying attention: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

*walks in from bonfire* Come again?

in the future you will all be very jealous of my completely illiterate child

I’ve always believed that the political destiny of great nations has often turned on weak men’s reaction to the equivalent of “Jenny laughed when I asked her to the Spring Formal”

It’s incredible how much the collapse of civil society has been engineered by this one single newspaper, constantly trying to highlight everyone else caving as some kind of savvy move by adults

Birds of a feather…..
This mother fuc*er is part of a huge flock.

🥴

A pedophile ring with presidential leverage, if you can keep it

It's infuriating that the entire political universe understands why this is happening - Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are gutter bigots whose nativist politics are rooted in their all-consuming hatred of nonwhite foreigners - but for some reason we can't say it out loud.

nothing matters anymore but the optics of just arbitrarily imposing extreme austerity and regressive taxation while at the same time building a stately pleasure dome for yourself are kind of in an accepted category of world-historical bad

What kind of garbage administration
buries and redacts evidence that their
president raped young girls?

Wow. Who could’ve guessed the party that’s led to country to a recession every time they’ve been in charge in the last 40 years would lead the country to a recession again?

if i ever get the kind of brain injury that causes me to call bill maher an “oracle” i don’t care how you do it just make it quick