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This is incredible

11.06.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13861    πŸ” 4801    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 252
A painting of a bird beside the text "in the old days we let smart people run shit"

A painting of a bird beside the text "in the old days we let smart people run shit"

04.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 17

so school started before the stratford rd/glen stewart roundabout construction. maybe they were talking about getting it done in summer 2026. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜’πŸ‘

05.09.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Brian Wilson. 😒

11.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so hilarious and satisfying to watch two of the worst pieces of shit in human history have a big public breakup where each of them tries desperately to convince their mutuals to pick them.

It's delicious. I love this for them.

05.06.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 994    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 8

Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

29.04.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4465    πŸ” 1004    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 69

To borrow a hockey analogy, when your entire brand is Brad Marchand or Tom Wilson, it turns out that the other 31 teams hate you and won’t vote for you. I can’t think of a more deserving outcome.

29.04.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh thank god

29.04.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

08.04.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 31469    πŸ” 8802    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 469
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Report: Blue Jays, Guerrero agree to 14-year, $500M extension Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and the Toronto Blue Jays agreed to a 14-year, $500-million extension, sources told Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic.The development comes several weeks after Guerrero's self-impose...

finally. yes!

07.04.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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political cartoon circa 1908

03.04.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3955    πŸ” 1423    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 79
A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"

A painting of a bird next to the words "fuck this"

26.03.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

Not a drag queen.
Not a trans person simply trying to exist in peace.

This is who comes after your children: Republican men who hide behind a cross and wrap themselves in the flag.

We need to protect our kids from Justin Eichorn and people like him who prey on them.

#RepublicanPredators

18.03.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2401    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 30

so the BlueJays failed to sign Vlad to an extension. looks like i'm gonna fail to re-sign up to Sportsnet.

not sure if this just an incompetent front office or runs all the way up to Rogers but either way it is failure of the highest order. if this isn't a fireable offence, i do not know what is.

18.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gulf of Your Mom, Google Maps.

11.02.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A meme featuring Bart and Homer from "The Simpsons." The text discusses a proposal to acquire Greenland and rename it, with Bart exclaiming, "THIS IS THE STUPIDEST DAY IN AMERICA," and Homer responding, "THE STUPIDEST DAY IN AMERICA SO FAR”.

A meme featuring Bart and Homer from "The Simpsons." The text discusses a proposal to acquire Greenland and rename it, with Bart exclaiming, "THIS IS THE STUPIDEST DAY IN AMERICA," and Homer responding, "THE STUPIDEST DAY IN AMERICA SO FAR”.

I got nothing for this.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

11.02.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3149    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 55
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This is so good.

04.02.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 45816    πŸ” 10820    πŸ’¬ 602    πŸ“Œ 587
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A quote from the writer AR Moxon from 2017. He wrote:

"Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after.
Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?"
A.R. Moxon

A quote from the writer AR Moxon from 2017. He wrote: "Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?" A.R. Moxon

This.

30.01.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5261    πŸ” 2037    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 51
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Inauguration Day.

20.01.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19865    πŸ” 3275    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 107

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

08.01.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 42753    πŸ” 4032    πŸ’¬ 1046    πŸ“Œ 211

i don't want to jinx it with 30' left to play but looks like my fpl super powers are still intact. i have now broken cuhna. good, good. πŸ˜‘

04.12.2024 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "at least let me get some coffee before you start in with your bullshit"

A painting of a bird beside the text "at least let me get some coffee before you start in with your bullshit"

04.12.2024 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 16

sooooo… list road closures and then close other routes as well. cooooool. typical nonsense.

30.11.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the start of the season i decided to make a go without haaland. try for a balanced squad. then he scored a billion goals in the first 27 minutes. since i caved & got him? 2 goals. cool. of course, as soon as i sell him, he'll start scoring again.

i hate fpl.

also, i love it.

26.11.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m here because i’m here because i’m here because i’m here …

14.11.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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