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At a Lebanese halal place in West Springfield, Massachusetts waiting for shawarma shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of white people with horrible western Mass accents and Iraqis. I love America

Dammit Vandy, I believed in you

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

ask your doctor if anything is right for you

Werewolf: knock knock Frankenstein: who's there Werewolf: aaaah Frankenstein: aaah who Werewolf: werewolves of london

Incredible QT response, but just massive loser energy trying to embrace the meme parody of himself like this

Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

One pair of trick-or-treaters tonight.

They each got 1/3 of our bowl of candy.

Therapist: "how is this week going for you" Everyone in the USA: Image of Beetlejuice looking dazed and haggard

The best Halloween costume ever was when the Republicans dressed up as fiscal conservatives who believe in limited government.

Trunk-or-Treat is a heresy, a departure from the true Halloween.

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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YouTube video by Caroline Hogan Young Tam Lin - Fairport Convention [Audio]

"But tonight is Hallowe'en, and the faerie folk ride..."

In her mind she now sees a much shorter path to First Lady than she did just a couple of months ago.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

The world should sanction the US if we attack Venezuela.

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

Why would we believe Kash Patel

Illegal. Immoral. Stupid.

Trans rights are human rights.

Adding to the queue

What we’re witnessing in America is what happens when disordered discourse captures a political party, then the state itself. The Republican Party was the first to fall - abandoning truth for conspiracy, ideology for grievance, and policy for performative outrage.

My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos

A fellow cartophile, I see

There is almost nothing in Tolkien as pervasive as his love for the small and vulnerable, for the meek and the gentle. These are not the values of these thugs and they do not have any claim to them.

So do something, Mr. SPEAKER

Assemblies of God churches shielded accused predators — and allowed them to keep abusing children NBC News uncovered a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence and cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.

We spoke to dozens of survivors, read thousands of pages of court and police records, identified 200 alleged church abusers across decades.

Our investigation reveals a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence, complacency & cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.

Read it here:

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity.

Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."

Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.