Jen

Inevitably what'll happen, soon, is video will appear of masked plainclothes white men yanking a woman off the street into a van, and then ICE or CBP will go "no, actually that wasn't us"

And no one will be able to figure out whether they're lying, or ever see her again.

the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender

just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns

Do you have a library card?

Do you?

Do
You

Do it

We won! #iHeartPodcastAwards

Disney is gonna stop playing with the Blâçk media.
Tiana and the Okoye series series been shelved.
The Blade movie is in development hell.
I don’t even know what’s happening with RiRi Williams series. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Tokyo Disney is crazy. The entire male population of the park is having fun and wearing cute hats. In America every dude has a shirt that says “I hate my wife and that I’m here and wearing this shirt”

A screenshot from Twitter. The original tweet reads: "Rapper Kenderick Lamar wore size 29 women's jeans to Super Bowl LIX." The tweet garnered over a thousand replies, most negative. I (Derek Guy) screenshotted that tweet and wrote: "so funny to see history repeat itself. men who wear slim fit and stretch denim—both of which were once considered strictly for women—criticizing kendrick for wearing flares bc they were on the women's aisle. in ten years, you'll be in flares clutching pearls about something else" Then another user replied to my tweet, saying: "Wearing women’s clothes has never been in style, homo."

Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

“I guess Americans are finally excited to see someone stand up to a powerful Russian”

— Conan O’Brien on ‘ANORA’ already getting 2 #Oscar wins.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

Congrats on your career Oscar Zoe. Sorry it’s for a shitty movie. #oscars

halle berry looking like the world's sexiest disco ball in a long Christian Siriano column gown covered in bits of mirror shards

halle berry cannot be human. she just can't. #oscars

my favorite Oscar’s tradition is the Diane Warren Stanford Prison Experiment

Say the things that need to be said

“The foreign policy in this country is blocking…” them from being free. #FreePalestine #NoOtherLand

That win, and those remarkable speeches, will infuriate the worst people in this country and the world. Good. #NoOtherLand

and the oscar goes to 'el mal'

We could have given Brandi Carlile an Oscar and instead we’re doing this smh

Trying to imagine my reaction if, a decade ago, I knew one day Ron Swanson would introduce Mick Jagger at the Oscars.

Sean Baker thanking sex workers while not have an intimacy coordinator on set for this movie is wild. #oscars

democrats are really going to convince themselves that “a return to normalcy” is what people want when its really “rebuild, investigate, imprison”

i can’t handle this 😭😭😭

And sitting next to Laura Dern! 🥹

‘THE SUBSTANCE’ is now an Oscar-winning film.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

Offerman mispronouncing Amy’s last name gave me so much joy lolol #Oscars

Paul Tazewell is the first Black man to win Best Costume Design at the #Oscars 

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

Photo taken of TV screen of Flow cat with an Oscar, after it's win for Best Animated Film

I loved Flow so much. I didn't have it on my ballot to win, but I'm so glad I was wrong. #Oscars

I couldn't log in for TEN minutes. I missed Cynthia performing.

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird