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White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said at a briefing that a recent MRI conducted on President Donald Trump was preventative in nature and revealed that he was in good cardiovascular health.

Phrased this way, you would not present her remarks as factual and let readers consider the source

You'd think he would want to retire to spend more time with his great, great grandchildren.

At that age we threw around a football until there was property damage of some kind. If some snow is available, the creative answer might be to build a snowturkey.

"Crispy Hexagons - Stays Crunchy Even In Fluid!"

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, Charlie Brown.

Maybe Alabama's average IQ shot up when Tuberville moved to DC.

"biased coverage?" Does he think this is a news show?

The poster for the movie "Mitchell" (1975).

The second Men's Day could be International Mitchell Day celebrating everything manly.

Which of these images induced more pain, image one or image 2?

[I have no answer. Only regret at being curious enough to look.]

Gather the villagers with torches and pitchforks—we won't stand for this em dash erasure!

Sigh..that could be me if I didn't read the news.

Three men wearing helmets and headlanps in a dark sewer look down at bubbling pink slime flowing like a river in a scene from Ghostbusters 2.

Our news cycle is becoming the river of slime in Ghostbusters 2.

Maybe you heard potty but he really said party.

I hope you thought to mention the gales came slashin'

Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.

"And Democrats will continue to fight even if we have to give up our best ammunition first!"

Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

apnews.com/article/pets...

I know that's how they got and keep their jobs, but it's demoralizing to realize that even a small about of pushback in private from these people could make a noticeable difference to those who need it the most.

Why does Bluesky allow for alt text entry on an mp4 upload then *not* show it when posted? I don't see it on the browser, anyway. A lot of beneficial content wasted.😠 @support.bsky.team

Big Strong Man. "YAHOOEE!!"

Action hero work can get...untidy.

Donald the Dove is increasingly Donald the Figurehead

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

The USDA has funding set aside to keep food assistance programs running during emergencies.

Trump just won’t release it.

440,000 Minnesotans - and millions more Americans - will pay the price.

To be called the Big Beautiful Reich

YouTube video by Montclair Immigration Network The last speech of Ronald Reagan as president was on immigration

"We lead the world because, unique among nations, we draw our people -- our strength -- from every country and every corner of the world."

youtu.be/2R8QxCD6ir8?...

She left to help form the Fantastic Four.

Imagine James Buchanan's relief.

"The" was originally misheard by the transcriber and his name was actually supposed to be Kermit T. Frog, where T stands for Tiberius.

And denying the citizens of Arizona their voice as well. That's not how our government is supposed to work.