Someone shit
on the wall
of the building
By the height
it must have been
a standing poo
There's a poem in there
I can feel it
For worse
Or better
I don't write much poetry
these days

Just do the opposite
You'll be fine

The number 23

The journalist shoulda deadpanned
My mom is dead

Remember Joe Dirt
Where someone suggest he could of cut his hair
And that was first time he thought about it
That was cute
This not so much

Increasing instability in our hemisphere
Agent Kasnov must be getting paid pretty well
This probably goes above and beyond what his employers had hoped for

Will there be a bouncy castle?

Remember when they called them face diapers and made fun of anyone just trying to stay healthy
Where have the mask hating MAGA crowd gone 😒

Think this is agent krasnovs marching orders
We had relative stability in this hemisphere
Putin was jealous and pulled his leash

Would it be illegal if we all modify are w4s to maybe 10 exemption
Save money for when you gotta pay
But starve this beast for a minute

Well
To be fair
He didn't see it
🙄

I remember when I had my first beer

I know he is but what are you
Not the best retort
The video is available to watch at his leisure
I do not look forward to his trumpsplainin trumpsaning comments on it

Needs an adjective
Large
Endless

Back to the original "sin"
A rich well connected oligarch who has received financing from Russia in the past get elected president
What the fuck did you think the FBI was going to do

Meanwhile
73% ground beef has made a come back 👍

I feel ya
I need to quit my job so I can keep up

He really should rub it in
Do an hour long monolog of Charlie Kirk themed your momma jokes

South Park
Satan
And Charlie Kirk
Will they dare?

Lol
Beef stew

Imma gonna need a bigger nose

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Wtf wordle

Lol
I deliberately misspelled on my forth try
Got the phew

Kinda something that should be talked about alot
Having a plan
Indicators when it should be implemented

They are self boiling
Just add water
👍

I threw a sandwich
A delicious Italian sandwich
Is this even America anymore

Them is street fighting sperm

Hey
Hey
It's not called braghole

Imagine a world
Where you were given enough to live on
And time to figure out what you liked, what you were good at and how to use that to make the world even better
The horror
The horror

The first rule of UBI is you don't talk about UBI