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Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

@eggsofsatan.bsky.social

Me nombre es Miguel. Animal lover, former bouncer, comedic writer, ally, neurodivergent, and general silly billy. Woke AF member of the Dirtbag Left, and IASIP, don't @ me hoes

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Why yes, young lady, I do agree America needs a Leftist Jan 6th

01.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dope

08.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You should test it

08.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hell garbo are you going to the hospital

08.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@themick23.bsky.social welcome to Blue sky homie

08.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's actually not contradictory at all to be against antisemitism and also against Israel's government

22.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm not usually one for Schadenfreude but this mfer getting his his face broken by a real boxer gives me a soul boner. Yeah, you got knocked on your ass, punk, FINALLY, and all you could say was "wow". Yup, that's what a real ass punch feels like ya lil bitchass

20.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How does one achieve that level of Deep Orange? He looks fucking ridiculous with that "tan"

09.12.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do these republicunts not know how to do a real fuckin pull up?

09.12.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How can I delete someone else's account

09.12.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mine said the same thing about my flanks

09.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm getting a sneaking suspicion, like that Donald Trump fellow might be a bit of a ne'er-do-well or God forbid a crook...

09.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to like Jimmy Fallon despite everybody hating him for giggling his way through SNL. His talent lies in getting people to have fun, which I can appreciate. But I think he's just become a conduit for the current propaganda machine. No pesky artistic integrity to get in the way of the message

09.12.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jimmy Fallon is a fucking conduit for the propaganda machine. He has zero artistic integrity, and his only talent lies in getting people to play games with him. He's literally just become a paid parrot, shitgiggling his way through life just like he did on SNL. The older I get the less I like him.

09.12.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they actually believe the utter BULLSHIT that's being ejected from their faces or are they just deliberately lying?

03.12.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My biggest regret is that the people who say things like this probably won't get their comeuppance while I'm alive

03.12.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy is the anatomical equivalent of a fifth nipple on the outskirts of your asshole

01.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.12.2025 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't you read boy? It's WHORIN'

26.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I WANNA BE WHORIN' is her real name???

26.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They've had it for so long I cannot see there being any incriminating information left in there unless they didn't get everything out of incompetence

19.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baaaaaaahahahaha

18.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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18.11.2025 07:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to hear them both gyat dammit

18.11.2025 07:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is indeed always a good time for Matt Berry

18.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same thing

18.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe you let her cook like that. I would have dumped all that shit on the floor and told her to shove her judgment up her fat white ass

18.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I absolutely fuckng love that lil guy. I got the chance to see him onstage in NYC at a "People's History of America" show that was being performed right after Howard Zinn died. He, Janene Garofalo and a few others read passages onstage in tribute. Just a fantastic dude all around, super talented

03.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's funny to me (in a completely humorless way) that "King" Charles stripped Andrew of his titles because of his association with Jeff Epstein while he was best buds with the most prolific pedophile in history, Jimmy Savile. You might want to look that one up, folks

02.11.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Vance is basically Dan Quayle 2: the Worsening

01.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0