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Me nombre es Miguel. Animal lover, former bouncer, comedic writer, ally, neurodivergent, and general silly billy. Woke AF member of the Dirtbag Left, and IASIP, don't @ me hoes

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I absolutely fuckng love that lil guy. I got the chance to see him onstage in NYC at a "People's History of America" show that was being performed right after Howard Zinn died. He, Janene Garofalo and a few others read passages onstage in tribute. Just a fantastic dude all around, super talented

03.11.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny to me (in a completely humorless way) that "King" Charles stripped Andrew of his titles because of his association with Jeff Epstein while he was best buds with the most prolific pedophile in history, Jimmy Savile. You might want to look that one up, folks

02.11.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Vance is basically Dan Quayle 2: the Worsening

01.11.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want to see her couch costume

31.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a mailman with a hat and a bag of mail ALT: a cartoon of a mailman with a hat and a bag of mail
31.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How are your kickin' feet

25.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spending money on that and also 40 billion to Argentina is criminal when I have to go hungry next month because I won't have snap benefits

25.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a bad neighbor, State Farm is going through your trash

25.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesse Plemons?

20.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When historians ask us in 30 years, what was it like living in the Age of Ignorance and Dumbfuckery.
One day, you're a crybaby snowflake. Next, you're a dangerous, violent leftist...๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ

15.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Apparently we are both simultaneously somehow

15.10.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wolf Blitzer is a twat

09.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you teach me, Pa Garbo

06.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you ever see his tone deaf political ad where he's shopping in a grocery store for "cruditรจ'?

06.10.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah they named him Wagyu or some shit but I like baby Yoda better

06.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I guess there really aren't any consequences of telling insanely untrue lies

06.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And all three of them can kick rocks all the way to the center of the sun, too

06.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete Hogsbreath looks EXACTLY like the type of dude you'd find under a white hood after you pull it off

06.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes this SO much easier. Have a great life without access to me, your Hasbara does not work here. Remember, YOU decided to open your fat mouth.

03.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who wants to converse with YOU, ghoul? The UN and genocide scholars from around the world, up to and including JEWISH HOLOCAUST SCHOLARS are saying it's genocide and you're here LYING. There is no reason in the world to entertain your genocide apologist bullshit, so be gone before I make you

03.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"libel" good luck with that one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ go fuck yourself, ghoul

03.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The genocide of Palestinians does not appear to be making Jewish folk safer worldwide

02.10.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've noticed they've kind of completely abandoned the Reagan worship in favor of Trump worship

02.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it should be totally legal to do that to someone holding up a sign like that. The fact that we can't collectively agree as a nation that this "preacher" needs some reeducation is one of the signs you need to diagnose the illness of this country

28.09.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I keep trying to tell people that and they keep telling me we have to put our faith in Democrats. Not gonna happen at this point, we are so far past that

28.09.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a scumbag gay pedophile who literally pays for anti-gay rhetoric. Like, none of that even makes any sense whatsoever. Isn't he also South African?

28.09.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey can y'all please realize we are absolutely speedrunning the fascist playbook now? That would be so great thanks

28.09.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An Update:

I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.

(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).

23.09.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2138    ๐Ÿ” 822    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Im going to need to see the bill for the transgender surgery. That's good news for me if I ever want to transition. Definitely a better use of taxpayer money than paying any of these criminal ghouls a salary

23.09.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't lump that parasite addled drug sponge in with us

23.09.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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