Rich Hibner

I don't know...

If there's any proof deflation exists it's that we used to have TV shows that ran 20+ episodes at 45 mins a season. Now we get 6-8 in just under an hour.

Gen Z and Alpha is gonna grow up soft because they won't experience having to wait in line to get good seats for a movie.

Looney Tunes were hardcore. I watched an episode where a fish kissed an ugly bunny, then it shot itself in the head.

I just realized that Humpty Dumpty was a crack head.

Ah, nothing like a set of fresh sheets out of the dryer...oh what's this...my cat just puked on them. Nice.

TIL - Allen Key is the proper noun for a hex wrench. That's something else.

The Wire totally ruined my expectations of #baltimore. Instead of handsome gang bangers slinging drugs, I instead was met by bit fat violent mischief of rats.

I guess I’m sleeping on the couch.

Every time I see Rashida Jones in something I'm like "is that Rashida Jones?"

Jacked Rabbit

When you look for an app on your phone does it take you 15 tries to find it? Just me? Okay, cool.

Animals wearing clothes is the human equivalent of us not wearing any.

I miss #Tokyo

Sometimes I do short films.

Clam down ladies….there’s plenty to go around.

My morning vs your morning.

Obligatory cat photo for Flashes

I'm pretty sure the phrase "ah shit" was coined by someone who lifted the toilet seat to realize they forgot to flush.

Inhaling water into my windpipe reminds me that I'm a fucking idiot.

If anyone can point me to these paid protester jobs, I can use the extra money.

On a long enough spectrum, everyone will have everything.

your car warranty is set to expire soon...

nah @lincolnproject.us , Americans have damaged America forever. Not like Trump waltzed into office on his merry own.

Wait, nobody is going to mention the last name of the Nintendo president is Bowser?

At least his time in prison will be something he actually accomplished.

no spoilers...

Every day in 2025