Morris Chesnut is too damn fine. If my doctor walked into the room like that, he’d think I was at the vet the way I’d start barking. lol.
#Watson

I finished Onyx Storm today and I feel so lost

No matter where you fall on the TikTok ban, the President undoing by “executive order” a law passed by Congress and upheld unanimously by the Supreme Court is an unconstitutional abuse of power.

Folks trying to act cool and aloof about the TikTok ban sound genuinely idiotic. If you don’t get why it’s a devastating and dangerous precedent, that says way more about you than the people lamenting its loss. I learned so much on that app. I saw the funniest shit of my life there. Shit sucks.

oh hey nice to meet you, what malware do you use to keep in touch with your family and share ideas online

Supreme Court to review Obamacare’s no-cost coverage of cancer screenings, heart statins and HIV drugs | CNN Politics The Supreme Court said Friday it will review the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act’s no-cost coverage mandates for certain preventive care services, putting the landmark health care law in ...

New: The right-wing Supreme Court majority is now looking to potentially overturn the Affordable Care Act’s policy that makes cancer screenings, heart statins, and HIV prevention free.

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

Bald eagle found in Hinsdale felled by bird flu A bald eagle that was spotted standing on the street last week in Hinsdale was suspected of having bird flu and euthanized.

America, 2025

A pun hasn’t matured until it’s fully groan

Pretty sick of my kids being funnier and smarter than me

This nails it perfectly.

ROLLING STONE: “Trump is "keeping tabs" on corporations that have not yet forked out big bucks for his inauguration fund… as he's threatening to slap major tariffs on foreign goods, his decision to grant exceptions could make or break their profits.” www.rawstory.com/trump-corrup...

Hi @quintabrunson.bsky.social ! Why haven’t we seen Erika in the season yet? Janine didn’t drop her when she got in a relationship, did she?? 🤔😳

Luigi Mangione Judge Married to Former Healthcare Executive Judge overseeing case involving murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson owns millions in stock, including Pharma and healthcare, through husband

The judge presiding over the Luigi Mangione case is married to a former Pfizer executive. More about the judge here:

Rolling Stone gets it. #DepartmentOfGreedAndExcess
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Just so we’re clear what just happened:

Republicans tore apart their funding agreement with Democrats after Elon Musk told them to.

They created a new bill that defunded child cancer research.

And then they failed to pass that bill too.

I read yesterday somewhere that the CEO shooter has been charged with terrorism (which I’m fine with) — but none of the Jan 6th rioters were charged with terrorism. How can this be?

Guys…

I’m not sure they’re making enough cheesy Christmas movies to get us through the next 4 years.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

Dan Da Dan is tricking a generation of anime fans into watching a love story and I love that for them

Yeah, sorry, not letting anybody in a country with universal healthcare guilt trip me about not feeling bad enough for the UHC CEO’s family

Taron Egerton got no business being that foine.

How D.C. tackled a child care crunch through a tax hike on the rich In Washington, D.C., a tax on residents earning more than $250,000 a year is boosting the wages of child care workers. Two years in, it's proving to be a great investment.

In Washington, D.C., a tax on residents earning more than $250,000 a year is boosting the wages of child care workers. Two years in, it's proving to be a great investment.

Saint Luigi, working miracles 🙏🏽

Bc one of them committed a crime and the other took out a healthcare ceo

T.O. Off the top rope 🔥 👀