thejesteban

The *populist arm of the MAGA cult*

Never underestimate the ability of a personality cult to always fall in line.

In prison they’ll call him Woody Woodpecker

A harness on gay Halloween? Trailblazing.

What we know about Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein “A pal is a wonderful thing.”

New emails, obtained from the Jeffrey Epstein estate by Congress and released by House Democrats on Wednesday, add more to the story of Epstein's friendship with President Donald Trump:

I voted for the other guy, and that was even before this clown switched parties.

She actually had a small role in Season 1, so she’s been there since the start.

Also, Roanoke was fine for the first half. The second half was crap.

Give that MF the keys to our drinking water supplies so he can replace fluoride with ketamine and get us all on board with his nonsense.

Trying to hold off Mariah Carey for as long as possible

Good morning it’s almost time.

It’ll always be the Epstein Ballroom.

People will only get dumber and have even worse takes. I don’t think we’ll be able to salvage this.

It’ll be worth the wait. Enjoy your travels.

Arlington council delays vote on whether to remove LGBTQ protections Arlington could become one of the first U.S. cities to repeal protections for LGBTQ residents.

Arlington City Council will delay a decision on whether to remove protections for LGBTQ residents from the city’s anti-discrimination ordinance.

The mascot for ANTIFA should be a cat

I imagine an underwater hospital with injured octopuses everywhere, most missing a tentacle or two. The nurse approaches the newest patient—he has amnesia but is not missing any tentacles! His temporary name: the eight-limbed octopus. 🐙

Wait till every pizzeria is forced to post their annual basement inspection report online and on their front door.

I love her so much. We need this woman more than ever in these dark times.

The tilted Disney logo is giving Temu vibes.

Best mic drop ever. Thank you Dr. Goodall.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The AI Money Vortex OpenAI is worth $500 billion now. What are its investors getting back?

The AI doomsayers are warning of a bubble, but—at least for now—that doesn't seem to matter to AI’s biggest investors, Will Gottsegen writes in The Atlantic Daily.

I loved West Side Story for being a time capsule of 1950s New York. The Spielberg version was completely unnecessary but I appreciated the extra layers of gentrification and Puerto Rican pride that were added.

Breakout session time!

That was not in my 2025 bingo card. Holy shit.

“It’s always fun looking back at tomorrow”

Don’t Quixote?

But it’s America, so it’s more like “This deer weighs 1/18 cars”

Whorizons, where dreams do come true!

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event President Donald Trump spoke at the Pentagon for the annual Sept. 11 event, but some of his expressions are prompting questions about his health. After large bruises appeared on Trump's hands and his ...

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