VJ Dance

Trump to Charles Kushner: “I want you to do to our relationship with France, the thing your son does to my daughter on a nightly basis.”

“The End of the World As We Know It”
An anthology of short stories based in the woof Stephen King’s “The Stand”.

Ironically, he found the real killer in the OJ case.

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There’s a strange lemon/lime smell in the air. Should I be concerned?

Our only concern was riding our bikes into the back of the fogged truck.

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This movie brings back memories of my friends and I riding our bikes behind the mosquito abatement fog trucks.
Good times

The ones who say they disassociated themselves from him, once they discovered what he was up to, are admitting they knew what he was doing but did nothing about it.

Tariffs = Hissy Fit Tax

Seems the typical hard bound novel in the U.S. retails for about $30 (USD) but right next to the US price is the Canadian price which can be anywhere from $2-$10 higher. It seems random, rather than based on the current exchange rate.
Trade paperbacks now go for what hard bound used to.

If Karoline Leavitt and Usha Vance don’t name their expected babies after Donald Trump, it should be interpreted as a sign of disloyalty to the regime.

I’ll never get used to seeing Justin Bieber with facial hair

Lindsey Graham called the Danish PM “Little Lady”, which is ironic seeing as how that’s his nickname in the Washington DC area LGBQT+ community.

Fixed it,

FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION REQUESTED TRANSCRIPTS FROM SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW AFTER COMPLAINT FROM THE FCC COMMISSIONER

Same with Joe "I do my own research" Rogan

Randy Fine came to my door with a Muslim and a dog.
He asked me to choose.
Randy’s been on my porch for two hours, waiting for the Muslim and the dog to come out.

When I was a kid “Designated for Assignment” meant mom left me a list of chores to do.

Who’s up reading “English for Dummies?”

Imagine the suppressed childhood memories Ivanka and Tiffany must have.

I’d probably find it with my kneecap

Skydance owned by a very conservative guy. The people he put in charge of CBS have fucked it up royally.
Now they want to do the same with this deal.
It will be approved by the government which will then complain about too few people having all the say.

Starlings were introduced to the US when the developer of Central Park wanted it to be more “English” looking.
He modeled the park after ones he’d seen there.
If I remember correctly, a pair of grey squirrels were “gifted” to the Queen and with nothing else to do, they started reproducing.

In the US, starlings have no natural predators and will destroy native species eggs (even if they don’t compete for the same food or habitat)
I’m sure the grey squirrel is the same way in the UK

Melania says Donald deserves a gold medal in sex, because he always finishes first.

We’ll take the gray squirrels back if you’ll take the starlings back.

Top GOP officials are watching the movie "Dave" and trying to decide if they could make it work.

Cool looking but impractical as a bookcase.

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How did Renfield get to Carfax so quickly?
He took Abbey Road.

“Can you help me open this jar? I have arthritis.”

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Shouldn’t that song be called Svenfield?