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@tgagemurphy.bsky.social

I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.

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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 11926    🔁 2663    💬 190    📌 503

The Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in the 21st Century.

09.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's hard to negotiate when you've killed all the top people.

09.03.2026 12:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you do some 80's stand up?

09.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight, remember to set your clocks back to the 1970s oil crisis.

09.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 301    🔁 31    💬 6    📌 1

I can see Netanyahu's lips move when Trump talks.

09.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We paired it with International Women's day. Not everyone needs to be first, best, etc, to be noteworthy. We named unsung folks (women) in our lives.

09.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our family discussed this essay tonight around the dinner table.

09.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tonight’s colorful sunset sky over downtown Minneapolis, as seen from Mendota Heights

09.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 253    🔁 38    💬 0    📌 3
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Well done Minneapolis!

09.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Literally everything Trump promised was a lie, but those of us who knew better and warned everyone have to pay the same price as all the idiots that believed him.

08.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 699    🔁 202    💬 27    📌 9

Tonight, remember to set your clocks back to the 1970's oil crisis.

08.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Remember to set your clocks back to the 1970's oil crisis.

08.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump announces that he will ban dogs and coffee.

08.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That is a lot of time for pull-ups.

08.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Extreme Jar Jar Binks voice: "How Crude!"

08.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These oil prices are so bad, Fox News will show Trump wearing a hat during a funeral for distraction.

08.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Extreme Jar Jar Binks voice: "How Crude!"

08.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

08.03.2026 14:52 — 👍 7105    🔁 1840    💬 122    📌 44

We don't need a hat based foreign policy.

08.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 61    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Can we just keep shaving hours off the days until Trump is out of office?

08.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump is neither Military or intelligent, discuss.

07.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If a child wrote this essay, the parents would be called in.

07.03.2026 13:41 — 👍 715    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 0

Fun fact, I made up the whole thing.

06.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It helped me craft a reply e-mail to my wife's Jujutsu instructor about how we don't consent for her photos to be use on his Facebook updates.

06.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to an american flag ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to an american flag

Does Trump still do this bit?

06.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man says " you don 't know what you 're talking about " ALT: a man says " you don 't know what you 're talking about "

The American people to Trump:

06.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The GOP: "At last, no more woke gas prices!"

06.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At last, no more political correct gas prices!

06.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

This should have a trigger warning.

06.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0