Matt

don’t they make the horror movies?

POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAY’S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi

getting a catered lunch at work is sort of the late stage capitalism equivalent of watching a movie in class

they’re working harder

went to the gym but couldn’t take a picture for hevy because there were too many boomers in the locker room—how’re you all supposed to know that my legs are still skinny

i’m always good for a tip

i’m a gay man without a well-lit freestanding full-length mirror yes we exist

(i wish i had a well-lit freestanding full-length mirror)

[moving to the Geopolitical Conflict Region] there better not be any fucking geopolitical conflict here

they’re wonderful. highly recommend the hue subreddit for advice and support in achieving your debt-ridden goals.

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

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Eisenhower

amy madigan in field of dreams clap if you agree

the chaotic swings of my reading taste feel a lot more notable than my taste in tv or film or music

this and “look at the piping” and “a lotta dogs in the lobby” are my most quoted lines from this movie

playing chicken with the concept of doing laundry which is like a six-hour prospect and the day is slipping away quickly

do you have a shame kink why do you keep promoting this dreck

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

A man labeled “me trying to be happy” standing in front of a burning house labeled “the world”.

what a time to be alive

Don’t watch Hasan Piker, judge anyone who says they do as dumber than you initially thought they were.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

wow wow wow

1x yoink

Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo (looking suspiciously like Michigan J Frog) knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

i said “it’s just like er” so many times this episode

A scruffy looking white guy drawn poorly in Microsoft paint with the text Yeah, absolutely I believe 100% that society will collapse within 20 years. That's why my life plan is: 1) live in a big city 2) specialize in white collar or artistic work 3) cultivate 0 practical skills

Someone posted this on discord and I'm howling

need it

completed a genetic screening as part of a study with my healthcare provider and found out i’m inexplicably 6% sardinian so this is how i will respond to all inconvenience from now on

bluesky dot com the place irony goes to die