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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

yo es que te juro que me dan más bola en la candado con 15 seguidores que en la main JFJSJF ni idea qué pasa, estoy considerando cerrarla también y ya

THANK U!!

wonder if it's a new thing with the stupid algorithm over there cause it was abrupt. my account is super small and even i felt it, it's like i'm talking to the void most of the time

maybe i'll use this acc to dump my silly drawings... *everyone* started ignoring me on the other site a few weeks ago for some reason...

one of my biggest surprises this year! such a unique vibe to it

posting my end of the year lists on here too (no one gave a fuck on twitter lol)

only added new albums to the music list

making vn is easy you just write a book and then you read back each line from that book and think what facial expression are they making and then you draw each expression and then line by line you add a tag for the face they are making. the best part is you only have to do this a few thousand times

Mimidoshima On itch.io removing adult games and what to learn from it

wrote my final thoughts (for now) on itch.io removing and shadowbanning adult queer games and what i'd like to see more of in the near future: mimidoshima.neocities.org/main/posts/2...

Caedite Eos Los hechos El pasado 24 de julio, itch.io anunció su intención de eliminar del indexado de la página web, que a día de hoy sigue siendo el espacio más activo y dinámico en lo que al videojuego inde…

He escrito sobre la decisión reciente de itch y steam de ocultar o prohibir contenido adulto en sus plataformas, quiene está detrás de ellas, los antecedentes más obvios y las consecuencias de dejar que decidan por nosotros lo que podemos consumir. laeradelvideojuego.wordpress.com/2025/07/24/c...

free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars

did you really beat the hundred line if you didn't bear seek seek lest sirei's announcements 700 times

YouTube video by beebus Sirei's Supervision | The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy OST

ayuda no me saco esto de la cabeza youtu.be/jwhWFvtnekY?...

tysm john!!! 😭 idt i'll abandon twitter yet since most artists (esp jp ones) i follow are still there, but i wanna post more here.. half of my friends already made the transition it feels like

spreading the word of the lord KODAKA on this site too because i'm finding out there's some non-believers among my mutuals

hi everyone hop on hundred line, it's my goty so far! (not that i've played many games this year anyway but yk)

The various techniques he has developed playing football make him an unstoppable force, even to seasoned fighters.

haven't laughed this hard in a minute thank you

Un canto para quienes no pueden Es raro. En cierto sentido, la vida es un ciclo. Para lo bueno, para lo conmovedor, pero también para lo traumático.

Holis, volví a escribir y salió esto.

En una época especialmente complicada para mí, hay veces en que todo se alinea y la inspiración golpea.

Hablando sobre Drag-on Dragoon 3 / Drakengard 3 y su posicionamiento amargo respecto a las víctimas y los vínculos rotos.

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YouTube video by Stomach Ulcers Solar System (Live in Copenhagen) - Mount Eerie

i know you're out there youtu.be/vdHwpes417A?...

this series is p much all vibes to me but i rly do think sh2 is the best one... the normies were right this whole time

YouTube video by Rebull Silent Hill 2 OST- Wishful Thinking EXTENDED

love the silent hill soundtracks sm i almost wish i liked the games more. this lil track Changed me
youtu.be/wk4YBDaXGZE?...

es llanto positivo dw... mejor que seguir escuchando avemuji exclusivamente sí es JFASLKDJGLAS

this guy's music resonates with me so so much i sobbed for 20 mins right after finishing the album

i listened to microphones in 2020 today. it's the only phil elverum album i had left to listen, i'm glad i made it my last one. there's a music vid accompanying the whole 40 min song on yt but for some reason the link doesn't embed so 😭

this and imprisoned XII are my fave avemuji songs they complement each other so well... i'm glad they got these mvs...

YouTube video by Ave Mujica Ave Mujica - Crucifix X (Official Music Video)

are u kidding me youtu.be/XP8al1l38Po?...

TVアニメ「BanG Dream! Ave Mujica」11話の公式ファンアートを描かせていただきました！
「BanG Dream! Ave Mujica」11話は、本日23:00より放送です！お楽しみに！
#bandoriart #アニメムジカ

my friends know how much of a pain in the ass i am about this show, now it's your turn to experience it too...

logging in to urge my oomfs on this platform to hop on ave mujica. ANIME IS GOOD AGAIN