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Alissa πŸͺ

@saturnineastro.bsky.social

πŸͺ Astrologer, hater of β€œAI,” finder of typos, yapper-diviner for fun and profit. Exploring the astrology in Judaism.πŸͺ lnk.bio/saturnine_astro πŸͺ Jewish as in πŸ†“ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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Today's solar eclipse in Aquarius opens a new series of eclipses that will last through 2028. Major endings and new beginnings in the Leo-Aquarius houses in your chart.

17.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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I’m Still Your America Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...

"I’ve always carried this gun. Maybe you’ve never seen it pointed at you."

02.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Organized religion trains brains to:

β€’ accept a separate New Year's just for trees
β€’ fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
β€’ reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life

01.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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This dude is intense and correct

15.01.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9223    πŸ” 2961    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 370

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

08.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19752    πŸ” 5302    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 172

12th House | 6th House

31.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite patterns among my client base is that all my career & vocation clients have had

Leo rising
in a night chart
with the Sun in Libra or Aquarius

23.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"

This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

23.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2106    πŸ” 710    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 11

Let the lesson of Pluto in Aquarius be that we don't need to cede control of the collective idea of humanity and reality to oligarchs

23.12.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1995 painting by Mark Podwal, featuring imagery related to the Hebrew month of Tevet: the body and tail of the sea goat representing Capricorn/Gdi, the zodiac sign of the month, across two Torah scrolls.

1995 painting by Mark Podwal, featuring imagery related to the Hebrew month of Tevet: the body and tail of the sea goat representing Capricorn/Gdi, the zodiac sign of the month, across two Torah scrolls.

Chodesh tov! Happy Solstice! β˜€οΈβ™‘οΈ

21.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellow Aries risings: πŸ™ƒ

15.12.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not a heretic, because the observance of Hannukah/Chanukah/Khanike is not a mitzvah.

Pretending it's not the commemoration of an ethnic cleansing of Hellenistic Jews by right-wing extremists is an actively ahistorical take, though

15.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100000% same! EVERYTHING major happens to me during eclipse windows.

I’m also a part of a multi-generational pattern, eclipse-wise: my father’s birth and death both occurred within hours of a total lunar eclipse, and my kid was born at my nodal opposition a few days before a solar eclipse.

05.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eclipse babies unite! ✊

(My Scorpio Sun & Saturn are on the South Node)

05.12.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This Full Moon in Gemini wants to remind you that multiple truths can coexist together

04.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The Jewish mystical tradition suggests that before the Genesis creation story, the Divine used the letters of the Hebrew alphabet and the spectrums of height, width, length, time, and Good–Evil to create the container for the cosmos,

"b'sefer, v'sfar, v'sifur" β€” with writing, counting, and speech

03.12.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Purchased! I love it so much ✨

02.12.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They write like a robot because they use AI; I write like a robot because my Mercury is out of bounds in Sagittarius

we are not the same

02.12.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 class down, 2 to go πŸ˜…

We have such an excellent group! We talked about the cycle of reincarnation, grandmothers carrying the eggs that become their grandchildren in their wombs, and the souls of the luminaries

Special shoutout to the gentleman who joined live from the UK at midnight his time

02.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, each session will be recorded!

01.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. literal lol
2. I kind of love that because Χ§Χ©Χͺ Keshet, the Hebrew for Sagittarius β€” a Jupiter-ruled sign β€”Β means "bow"

01.12.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✨ Tonight's the (first) night ✨

Meet me on Zoom at 7p ET β€” this week we're talking Jewish cosmology, the souls of the luminaries, and the Sun's Saturn return

01.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous and important.

fun fact: Χ¦Χ“Χ§ Tzedek, usually translated as "justice," is also the Hebrew word for the planet Jupiter

01.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being oriented to the lunar nodes as I am, it's hard not to connect these pivot points to nodal reversals--with the 32 years of age being still connected to a nodal square:

26.11.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading β€œA world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading β€œA world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

05.04.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 17113    πŸ” 8018    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 56

New Moon in Sagittarius is the perfect time to stave off the encroaching darkness with a cute little shimmy!

20.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Potentially life-changing πŸ–€

I hope it hits how you want it to

19.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so Scorpio + Aquarius-coded πŸ˜…

(I say that having been born two weeks after Chris in Scorpio Season 1984 with Mars in Aquarius as my Ascendant ruler)

19.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A parody of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo that reads, "Saturn for The Hard Way"

A parody of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo that reads, "Saturn for The Hard Way"

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08.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if I’m a big fan of All That Jazz?

04.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0